Rocket, Wood, Unit, and now Scherzer.

Please do not contradict my dumb jokes with facts. It makes me look foolish, which I’m not fond of.

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There is only one good Kermit based joke. “Q:What did Kermit say when Jim Henson died? A: Nothing”

I know you’re mocking it, but that meme graphic looks better than anything 38 Studios ever produced.

Or keep scrolling if you don’t support our troops.

That is a top notch meme. But would you consider it a Trump meme or a Hillary meme?

Judging by his offspring count, I’m sure he’s got broads in Atlanta.

I did the same and even parlayed it into sex by saying how great it’d be to have such a cute kid. Jokes on her though, after years of treating my body like a truck stop toilet, my boys have the mobility of Andy Reid trying to run through a pool of sand.

The new owners should move the fighting to the streets or some other exotic locales, like an Air Force hangar or a Japanese Bathhouse.

Will someone just give this girl her own Disney show already. Preferably one with a hot nanny dressed in clothes not even remotely appropriate for a kids show. So basically a normal Disney kids show.

Off camera, James Harden’s baby fell down and kept screaming for two.

Last night my sports-hating wife specifically stayed up to watch post-game TV with me, because I told her Riley Curry might make an appearance.

Coincidentally, Philly.com also announced the hiring of their new baseball writer, Curt Schilling.

Understandable the headline writer could have missed the racist overtones of the first headline as the KKK is a fringe group who is very new on the scene and not widely known.

It’s a good thing no one from Philly has ever been accused of being racist.

New headline: Phillies propensity for KKKs leads to the Birth of a Nation-al League contender.

@durex

Not as rich and full volumed as your hair would be with Pantene.

So the website that has basically been taken over by the “Commerce Team” is now anti-commerce? Oh boy, that is rich.