Lmao “Nick Foley” and “Mandkind.”
lol nah tho
lolnahtho
I don’t give a fuck about the Mets—or baseball, really—but my god the moral proselytizing from the Deadspin staff on this type of shit is amazing and will eventually turn my bleeding-heart self into a MRA.
I can’t tell if you just don’t get jokes or if you’re just bad at telling sarcastic ones.
When the fuck did Bill Simmons start looking like one of those dudes that comes to speak to kids at rural high schools to scare them away from chewing tobacco by showing how he lost a portion of his jaw?
I will never stop appreciating Deadspin writers’ steadfast need to try to seem like they’re not a bunch of lame white kids from the suburbs by appropriating 5 year old slang terms and ringing whatever cool remains in them out like a bar rag.
Tell him I love him as the asshole sock model in 10 Things I Hate About You and can’t wait to join his Hollywood cult.
They got tired of using Willy Wonka.
I don’t know, let’s measure it on a scale of 1 - Posting Friends Macros.
Jesus fucking Christ it’s like you idiots search for these articles to proselytize. Who needs to grow up, the person who wants to enjoy themselves, or the asshole who goes to articles about drinking and chastises those who do something that they don’t like?
The “JJ” on his shorts weren’t enough of an indicator that it was Jeff Jarrett, huh?
Oh my god there it is... it’s finally here. It’s the hottest of takes. Scorching as fuck. This that We Out Here Better Than ESPN shit. Keep it coming.
If not, we’re a goddamn close. Holy shit this is stupid.
God, shut the fuck up. How is it possible that you’re making me sympathize with people who spout MRA-type shit? My god you’re awful.
Yes yes yes. A HamNo/IMG vertical would be the best shit ever.
This is the correct opinion.
...or it could be the fact that she regularly speaks about body acceptance, started a collective of models against the traditional standards of models, and other endeavors that she’s clearly passionate about. But hey, don’t let your completely moronic grievance with something (?) get in the way of the truth.
This comment has aged well.
Sick, got any more ways I can entirely broadbrush entire schools of philosophical and economic thought with one line from a retarded meme?
I could watch this guy weeping on a loop for like 7 hours in the background of a festive occasion, like the Yule Log.