Your assumptions about his/her name aren’t why you sound like an idiot.

I’m a fan of a lot of jerseys that people traditionally hate—the Bucks’ jerseys with the deer on them, the first Raptors jerseys, basically all the Hawks jerseys, the early Grizzlies’ jerseys, the gold and black Wizards jerseys...

That Phil number never ceases to amaze. When you’re among Riley and Popovich, each of whom have FIVE titles and your number of titles still makes people go “Holy fucking shit,” you’re not even human.

Dad, get off the computer.

And if you knew anything about the team, you’d know it was “Steph,” not “Steff.” Furthermore, if you knew anything about the English language, you wouldn’t have made “ego” possessive.

Shut the fuck up you stupid fucking idiot.

Look, I know there have historically been tensions between Canada and their Quebec separatists but they can’t even show support for the French in a time like this? Jesus.

lmao his name isn’t like other names with which i am familiar haha

Fuck all the Important News Research stuff. This is the best shit on Deadspin in years.

Crushed it.

Let’s just hope that his valuable perspective—that of someone with an actually physically altered, damaged brain’s quest for relief from the trauma’s effects—isn’t co-opted by the “SEE, ANTIDEPRESSANTS WILL MAKE EVERYONE BECOME SUICIDAL MURDERS” nutcases.

If you consider terminology that was used on an album by A Tribe Called Quest (that came out in 1991) “new.”

But hey, sweet policy of criticizing others’ use of terminology while simultaneously referencing the most burnt-out, over-referenced garbage movie in years!

You are a troll or dumb or both but either way you’re awful and have bad life priorities.

I scrolled down to the comments specifically to find the sanctimonious piece of shit who would write this. Thanks for not disappointing, keep on being better than everyone.

Can’t buy Porzingis jerseys yet, just tried. Plenty of sweet Hardaway Jr. gear over there though.

I pray your family’s bloodline ends with you because your regressive views are a scourge to anyone with an actual functioning brain. Fuck you and fuck the Cubs.

You are fucking retarded.

You are fucking retarded.