Who invited this fucking guy?

I don’t find articles about not drinking and talk about how great beer is.

Did you really just shoehorn a plug for your podcast in your eulogy? Dude

Excellent work my friend....on a side note, what do we call the “hatas” (Enzo voice) that always show up in the grays to tell us wrestling is fake? They are the equivalent of highlight truthers only dumber.

Your mother passed away too?

Hot take, brah.

Yes, it’s true, SoylentGreenie. I’m 44 and it just doesn’t always fire the way I want it to. Apologies to the back of your throat.

“Look at this guy showing off, showing up the game. We used to hit the cutoff man or two bounce that to home plate in my day!”

The paradox of ESPN: we are owned by Disney, but our core market is the kind of guy who genuinely enjoys watching First Take.

Make America 8-8 again

I appreciate the sentiment, buy you guys way overdid it tonight.

1. Getting hit by a bus

Implying that Horry was as responsible for his six rings as Kobe was for his five is almost as bad as the original post.

Edit: Seven. My bad.

I am not even a Kobe fan, but any stat that says Steve Francis was better than him in 2001 needs to be permanently banished from the stat universe.

Stevie franchise is a big ugly doubt-poop in your contrarian kiddie pool

“The appeal of the rescue is that it’s a happy ending,” says Janie Chuang without the slightest touch of irony.

Then there’s this: LaRoche, along with Brewers pitcher Blaine Boyer, spent 10 days in November in Southeast Asian brothels, wearing a hidden camera and doing undercover work to help rescue underage sex slaves.