but the ol’ gunslinger Brett Favre has huge hands

Look. His hands are small. He knows. But, come on. They’re not yours, they are his own.

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

Agreed - it’d be great if Gawker could swap HamNo the politics troll to Deadspin so we could get more HamNo boxing pieces. To fill the void, they could get Billy Haisley off the soccer troll beat (which has been Beat. To. Death.) and over to Gawker. Maybe Haisley’s really good at writing about politics, or…

As usual, fantastic stuff. It would be great if there existed a vertical dedicated solely to boxing with you and IMG running the show, because I enjoy these write-ups more than anything else on Deadspin.

Maybe he’s a complete writer.

I wish there were more profiles like this out there about boxers. Hell, maybe they’re out there, and I just don’t know where to look. I know very little about boxing, but the intricacies seem really interesting; I’d love to see more stuff about the techniques and strategies that go into a fight and what makes a…

I wish you’d spend more time writing about boxing.

why? Can’t control yourself?

...but a loss could leave him craving one more shot.

Well, it should be no surprise considering all the wide-open uncontested looks they get. It’s not like they’ll draw a charge or anything.

For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

Remember when Christopher Hitchens got waterboarded to challenge his own views? Can we unleash Vontaze Burfict on this motherfucker?

To be fair, brain damage likely accounts for over 50% of his support.

Detroit does not really support a pro football team.

Eli Manning wanted to throw him a going-away party, but it wound up wobbling about six yards out of bounds.

Seems like a fitting end to his time there. The last coach to take the Giants to the Super Bowl also left as a Fassel.

Not if he had his way about it.

Though you don’t buy an NBA team for the financial aspect. You buy it to say you own an NBA team.

Everyone in Wisconsin knows the real “bold new beginning” is when you switch to High Life Light after your third heart attack.