Wait ‘til he learns American Pharoah doesn’t even wear pants

Columnist deeply concerned that a black woman gives him an erection.

I take umbra...fuck it, you’re absolutely right.

I’m not being facetious, but I really don’t understand your reaction. To me it’s supremely satisfying to see him reduced to a blubbering mess immediately upon realizing he’s not getting away with it. Wouldn’t it be worse if he just sat there emotionless, like a true sociopath? Why do you have him more when he reveals…

If it was possible for an athlete to break his hand jerking off, Hideki Matsui would have done it years ago.

If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction.

Actually, colleges fail at teaching their student athletes ANY type of literacy.

That is *exactly* what the motive was behind their comments.

Actually, colleges fail at teaching ANY student financial literacy.

Translation: “See how crazy they went when we gave them a little bit! And you want us to really pay them?!!?!!”

Freedom to bring up gun rights apropos of nothing is truly our greatest freedom.

The Lakers need to find this Twitter hacker and hire him.

Now’s a good time to get this out of the way: My Kinja account was hacked, is hacked now, and will be hacked at some point(s) in the future. Thank you all for your pateience and understandance

I hope for Morris’ sake that he gets another shot, because having to play for Byron Scott and Lionel Hollins is no way to go through an NBA life.

I think Byron Scott is the only hack in this situation.

Papelbon’s right, you know. Doesn’t seem very fair that he should get in trouble when there’s 25 guys in that dugout who choked.

7:17 of SAS is 7:18 too much of SAS.

“Stephen A Smith goes on a rant that he knows will piss people off so they’ll talk about him because he’s a whore who will say anything for attention.”

Of interest: The porn industry is quicker to drop someone over allegations of rape than the NFL or NCAA.

The guy who owned my previous house was an immigrant from Spain—Madrid, to be precise. He managed a recycling plant in Modesto with a 99% Mexican workforce. He said most of his employees had no idea what the fuck he was talking about and would ask him to speak English.