I think your deeply ironic clichéd answer is being mistaken for a sincere response. Thus is the level of discourse in Trump America

How do you beat the Warriors? You beat ‘em with hustle, heart, and using your head. You throw good, crisp bounce passes. You find the open man. You hit your set shots. You box out underneath. You move the runner along into scoring position with less than two outs. You hit your free throws. You eat your vegetables. You…

Is your hot take that Pistol Pete was better than Jason Williams? Whoa. So hot.

I promise it’s okay to enjoy this even if you like something else more.

Sir, just please calm down and we’ll get off your lawn.

Such a me-first glory boy with all those assists.

“Travel”

And if we were talking about French offenses, Tony Parker banging Brent Barry’s wife would be 1st.

As efforts by a French defender go, this one ranks somewhere between 1870th and 1940th overall.

Demar DeRozan DeStroys gobert with DuNk.

A scholarship to an SEC school.

I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.

I bet this lady ADORES JJ Watt though.

Sounds like the kid has a future in the league office

Nicknames shouldn’t be a play on your name or numbers. Not a fan of names like A-Rod or CP3.

Khristianus Mingles

[Nick Collison sits up suddenly, wide-eyed]

Woody, in my opinion, is probably the healthiest of all of you, and this is not a healthy group by any means. But Woody is healthy. Who else?

From Peyton’s clipboard:

As a human being, I agree.