19 different Cardinals have scored in 2015

*buys ring*

as an eagles fan I’m sure all eagles fans will handle this statement with compassion and understanding.

Things I don’t understand.

Ha, Patty Mills probably should’ve taken the wide open three, but very cool, nonetheless.

“...the five-pointed star is one of the most commonly cited symbols of the Bloods gang.”

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

He probably just wants to branch out and see what other fun sports he can render unwatchable.

The movie Idiocracy was a prophecy not a comedy unfortunately.

I hate Steve Harvey. He’s never said anything funny. And he’s a dick. I can’t believe he has a show telling women what to do, and women watch it. WTF? This guy is vile. And apparently stupid.

Hey my Dad just sent my wife and I a bunch of stuff from Harry and David. At first I was like “What the fuck...pears?” then I ate one and was like “FUCKIN’ PEARS BRO!” I’m an embarrassment to my wife.

“You take that back!”

What if I told you there was an episode of Chopped, that ended with this...?

This isn’t wrong.

I went to some app launch or something during SXSW that Drew and some others were hosting... I’ve never heard the deadcast but this thing was much worse. I lasted about 15 minutes into what sounded like a conversation between friends that was too loud to ignore.

I don’t think I get as irrationally angry about anything as I do about clicking (un-labeled) deadcast links. The listicle was invented for a reason.

Homeland has been amazing these last two seasons. As far as I’m concerned, they really could have done without seasons 2 and 3 because they were soooo boring but I am really impressed with how it’s redeemed itself. With the exception of how they are handling this business of Quinn being gassed/found barely alive/ OMG…

That’s what Conrad Black got prison time for as well. The only time rich guys go to prison is if they steal from other rich guys.

Dude stole from older, richer, whiter guys. It’s like the only thing a guy in his position could do that will land him in serious shit. Allegedly.

Kaminsky joined the ranks of Doug McDermott, Jimmer Freddette, and Tyler Hansborough as four-year players that could have left for the draft after their junior year but instead decided to stick around and wreck the league in their final year on campus.