This article needed to be one word:

Grow up.

Absolutely incredible this man played in the NFL.

“Automatic weapons”

True. I don't see Craig James on that list.

When I had to take ambien I had to start putting my phone in another room. One night I was texting my gf who was downstairs watching tv with some friends that bats were in the bedroom attacking me. I woke up to about 200 pictures of blank walls I took in the dark of “the bats” and some weird Instagram posts. That's…

How do you feel about this show making rape jokes? First one is less than 20 minutes into the first episode of the new season.

Not a golf fan at all, but if I was promised wacky sound effects, I would consider watching on a lazy Sunday.

She isn't wrong though.

Is your shitty wardrobe included in the sale?

You clearly don't remember Mailace at the Palace. Solid hits landed there, including a sliding falcon punch.

Hopefully he will collect all the tears of Caps fans who constantly ride the Ovi vs Crosby thing into the ground.

The real important question is who gets to keep the Happy Meal toy?

Probably just means 1st world/non-developing nations. However it would read much better if they simply stated that.

Have you ever tried to play a sport with a mouthguard in? It’s hard to breathe. Like super hard. When I wrestled, a mouthguard was so awful I elected to get my braces burried into my gums repeatedly rather than wear it. So why not pop it out in moments where there is little risk of taking a blow to the head. I still…

He is so proud of his tweet he pinned it.

You are trash. Luckily with the way things go at Gawker you won’t be around long.

She is a trash writer. Bottom of the barrel. Not even good enough for a buzzfeed listicle.

As far as I am aware, Ipamorelin can only be taken via injection.

The Pope is the leader of one of the world's largest terrorist organizations.