My stepfather tired really hard to be a good father and be active in my life. I was very fortunate. However, in his university days during the 80s, he had been a scholarly fraternity jock and he still had all of his clothes from that time period. I stole and wore them all the time because he had the most outrageous…
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THIS WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS AND HONESTLY PROBABLY TOP TEN ESSAYS I HAVE EVER READ ON THIS SITE I LEGIT CRIED LAUGHING
I heartily endorse big-hipped women wearing bodycon dresses, in that the last time I wore a bodycon dress, literally every comment from my friends was ‘OMG YOUR CURVES’. Aw yeah. Also, I heartily endorse everyone wearing whatever the fuck they want at all times (unless you are wearing a pelt made from the skins of…
Giving a shit about my physical appearance.
1. Fuck poachers.
How to start your day like Mocena:
I was in eighth grade and mister king of junior high says to me “I know who you are you’re like the most popular girl of all the like unpopular people.”
“You look very clean today.”
Even your tldr is tldr
My grandma was a total badass and trailblazer, and my grandpa was shy and sweet. Family lore holds that one morning he was heading out to do chores and she said “I thought I’d make us some cake this afternoon and have the pastor over.” He assents. She adds “...And then I thought while he’s here we could get married.”
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Both her parents are white. She herself is lily white. She dyed her hair and darkened her skin with cosmetics. She also claimed her adopted brother was her son, her father had cancer, she had cancer, and probably a lot of other shit too. She is a lying liar who lies a lot.
See this makes me wonder, was she ever trying to pass? Or did she just hang around Black people for long enough that people just started assuming she was Black and she never bothered to correct them?
We need a Lifetime movie to sort this hot-ass mess out. I suggest casting Emma Stone, she’s the only actress who could…
Oh hello 1996.
When I saw this, I thought I should share my story but didn’t because it’s so fucked up it’s almost unbelievable.
True story: some guest’s +1 did this at my cousin’s wedding; it was basically a wedding dress if you married (hah) a little black dress and a wedding dress. Office printer paper white and more lace than the actual bride’s dress—justified, of course, by the fact that the +1 had been married 5 months ago and considered…
Christ, that’s bad. My aunt’s MIL wore head to toe BLACK (with a lace face cover on her hat) and told everyone that she was in mourning for her only son throughout the wedding. That was fun!
It is sad that this needed to be written. But, THANK YOU.
Ouch, Bride. That dress looks absolutely painful for her breasts. Can she breathe? Never be afraid of using your real size, ladies. Just because it zips up doesn’t mean it fits. That thing looks painful and unflattering.