I'll never get enough of those absurdly oversized hats.
lolmeow
lolmeow
Walker, Ex's Anger.
Well, if only a woman's worth and atractiveness weren't linked with her ability to have babies...
She borrowed some of Preserve's writers.
There's nothing wrong with her body, that's how a 47 year old body looks, if you're lucky and have very, very good genes. Why people should continue the myth that beautiful = young I don't know. Because as a species our window of youth is relatively small, and we'll be old far longer than young. That's a long time to…
Yup, that's what bodies do after you've had two babies and lived for 40+ years. The fucked-up part is that airbrushing is so routine that we don' t know what mature women are supposed to look like.
100 years! Living alone is amazing. If you deep-clean the place, no one is going to undo all your hard work and leave the sink full of dirty dishes mere minutes after you organized everything just the way you like it. If you leave a sink full of dirty dishes, no one is going to come at you all passive-aggressive like,…
Wondering the same thing. I heard it was better to take the lump sum so you can start investing and make more gains. But in light of the lottery curse...wouldn't you rather have the money coming on a regular schedule?
And now for all the family members who clearly didn't lend a helping hand when she needed to quit her two jobs to show up and remind her of that-thing-they-did-that-one-time.
Oh, man, four children? Single? Cerebral palsy? She needs this. I hope this changes her life in so many ways. I'm getting giddy just thinking about the relief she's probably feeling. I hope she buys a huge home in the Caribbean with a live in nurse and her own personal house boy, and only let's immediate,…
See, I heard it was better to take the staggered payout so you can get the irresponsible spending out of your system the first year. Then, you still have $$$ coming.
Similar story. Different man. Recent break up and the only reason he didn't trash the apt is I broke up with him in public and literally ran to my car, leaving him stranded in another city at least 30 mins away from our apt. Police were called and as my name alone was on the lease, he had to go. I had enough time to…
I too suffer from blonde eyelash syndrome. I also have very fair, skin which ensures that the morning bags under my eyes are purple if I don't put on concealer. Add in ponytail and throw a knit cap over the whole thing so you can't see my hair, and people look generally concerned about whether I can make it to my…
My one co worker asks me if I got punched in the face every fucking morning because of my under eye circles.
This is a classic example of hearing "OH MY GOD ARE YOU ILL? YOU LOOK AWFUL" all day when you forget to put on eyeliner.
When I don't wear mascara people ask me if I'm dying of stage 4 cancer, so Uma, I feel yew heavy.
I LOVE IT, UMA, FOLLOW YOUR HEART, REJECT THE TYRANNY OF MASCARA.