This makes me so uncomfortable.

White people names.

She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...

Looks like a case of obscene retouching.

Sometimes I don't share the boring as fuck thoughts I have because I feel like a lunatic responding every time with "I'm thinking about lipstick." All of my thoughts are about lipstick. (I feel like a lunatic even writing that). Should I be having deep thoughts? I should probably be having deep thoughts.

But did they put their thing down, flip it and reverse it?

I have full confidence that my boyfriend would tell me I look fat if I asked him such a question. #notallmen

Um, is this you? Because holy shit you were a super cool ass pregnant lady. I'm not pregnant but I'm still a little jealous of your pregnancy style.

So she didn't abandon them in a taped up box, but she did exchange two cats in less-than-optimal condition for some cuter kittens? Is that what I'm supposed to get from this?

im still confused

i would watch a show about doula warriors

[no one needs a doula]

Really? That's pretty generous of you. Usually when garments get fucked up during manufacturing they don't sell them. The simplest explanation is that they absolutely do this shit on purpose because they're, like super edgy.

Jeez... even fake men don't know how to take "no" for an answer.

hahahaha i love this. i fucking love cats. they're so stupid and amazing and hilarious.

No post about cats or boxes is complete without Maru

The box logic described in this article does little to explain:

Also, boxes make purrfect toys.

Big cats like boxes, too.