I know! And it’s, like, a no-brainer. Everybody’s saying, “She kicked first.” And I’m, like, “If that’s what you’re saying, you’re a goddamned idiot. It’s not even a debate: this isn’t ‘the dress is white or blue!’” This was an attack that was completely unprovoked, and acting like somehow she was the instigator is…

I live in the south. i know plenty of christians and/or gun owners who: vote dem, vote libertarian or just don’t vote at all. Look, I’m not saying he isn’t a trump supporter, I’m just saying that being religious and liking guns doesn’t automaticall,y make you a redneck trump supporter.

Somewhere in the White House the pin with Chrissy’s name and picture on it was moved on a giant Venn diagram from the “Would Do” area to the “Disgusting Pig/Bleeding From Her Wherever” area.

From my understanding, Mike Pence never dines alone with a T. Rex.

His pension is shielded.

Seems like just common sense. Hey let’s avoid possibly dying or being injured/kidnapped.

Please do not assume that I haven’t seen Dial M for Murder. I even saw a restored 3D print once (what a treat). The problem with using it in this post instead of A Perfect Murder is that Ray Milland never says, “THAT’S NOT HAPPINESS TO SEE ME, IS IT.”

I dont know about your area but down here in Texas it gets plenty hot and there aint anything more refershing on a hot summer day than an ice cold butt plug.

She looks gorgeous (love the dress); a natural beauty and healthy. I don’t get all of the hate. Jelly maybe.

It isn’t French because it’s inspired by French cooking, it’s called that because this is what you make when you surrender unconditionally to life.