I found myself in the very odd position of having my Tweet dragging Dunham’s bullshit “I’m sorry y’all mad” apology liked and retweeted by scary Twitter conservatives. Man, they must really, really love her.

My kid used to go to the same school as Suri Cruise and I remember being so horribly sad for her on the first day of school (it was the first day for everyone as it was a brand new school). All the other kids were nervous, but excited and got to hang around with their parents and be silly and explore this cool new…

Ok, this is legit precious: after years and years and YEARS of headlines screaming “Brad Storms Out!” and “Brangelina Are Over!” and “Brad Leaves Angie for Jen!!!”, now that they are actually getting a divorce, the tabloids are all “OMG they are TOTES getting back together!” Bless.

Gleb is actually a very traditional, old-school, but not at all uncommon Russian name. But sure. Foreign people and their names are so dumb.

Posted before seeing your comment - I couldn’t believe my eyes! People were trying HARD to find evidence (?!?!) that she kicked him first.

Nearly half of the comment under the Guardian article where I first saw this story are about her kicking him and him pushing her out of self-defense. Even though it’s completely and totally obvious that her leg kicks out after she was pushed and trying to regain her balance. It’s horrific - and this wasn’t even the…

Eh... I know quite a few. As it happens, they are, like Pratt, from Washington State. Full-on Jesus freaks and full on hunters (like, camo face paint and gun dogs and teaching a 12-year-old how to handle a rifle), but also love gay people and hate Trump. People are complex.

Heavy sighs completely warranted. I hope I never meet him, because I will roll my eyes so heavily when I do, it’s very likely I will pass out.

Heavy sighs completely warranted. I hope I never meet him, because I will roll my eyes so heavily when I do, it’s very likely I will pass out.

You speak the truth and your words are wise. TC is actually pretty great and actually really talented, while being spectacularly problematic.

Bleargh! Posted before I saw your response. But yeah. The book. It sucks.

I’m really not trying to ruin your day, but he also got a book deal for his photography: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jul/08/nepotism-self-entitlement-brooklyn-beckham-photographs-book-deal-hadley-freeman :(

Plus, she works out with David Kirsch and the man knows what he’s doing. Those abs are his work. As for her looking young overall, it’s really 90% genetics. My mother does drink, is a light smoker and looking good is not part of her job and she looked about as good (face-wise, not abs) at that age. Like, she had the…

As amazing as he is on film, he is spectacular on stage! I first came across him in Bug, off-Broadway, and he burned the place down! And he was the sole (and massive) saving grace of the otherwise turgid and awful Glass Menagerie on Broadway.

Except I think this “I don’t drink” thing might be a myth? Because (and I loathe myself for remembering this or knowing it in the first place) didn’t Kanye have two liquor slushie machines backstage on his tour and one was for him and the other, with some basic-ass mixture in it, was Kim’s? I don’t think teetotalers…

I mean... The linked article quotes the National Enquirer, so the source is... suspect. And it’s also not surprising that they would be spreading ugly rumors about an out celebrity. Now if it were a story about Bat Boy, I wouldn’t doubt it for a second!

It is and it manifests in totally different ways. Sometimes you get Angelina Jolie lips (this pregnancy), sometimes it’s a clown nose and clown feet and sausage fingers (last pregnancy). Wheee!

I was enormous with my first child. Both belly enormous and gigantically fat. I also gave birth to a 10-pound baby, but the docs kept telling me he’d be 7 lbs, so whenever people would ask me if I was having twins or a very large baby (which they did every. single. day. everywhere. I. went) I’d just grunt “no, I’m…

Based on what I’ve seen on IMDB, Depp is indeed the murdered, universally despised POS gangster, which is the only thing that makes me ok with his casting.

See, I’m not sure if it’s that Pratt is a bad guy or that he fails the Jezebel Ideological Purity Test. Like, yes, he’s a devout Christian, a gun nut and hunter and yes, he and Anna Faris seem to be shitty about pets. The latter is probably the biggest issue for me, but still: I am a huge, passionate animal person,…