Alright, time to call you on your massive, steaming (ha!) pile of bullshit.

If you've never met a woman with whom you can talk about a variety of interesting, engaging topics, you've either been extremely sheltered or you're not good at conversation.

Can I just encourage the whole world to watch this epic rant by two really cool fitness people about how dumb the concept of "thigh gap" is?

Creationists aren't even on the radar screen for them, they wouldn't even consider us plausible at all.

I don't know about this club version, but the original is my trans coming out anthem, for sure. I've been singing this in the car every day.

When men brag about how straightforward and uncomplicated they are, I figure they're just trying to cover something up. The manchild doth protest too much.

Okay, this list is total crap, but the last one just makes me mad.

$10?

And "strange gratitude?" How do I 1945?

That nerdy girl is just a hot chick with glasses on, not even remotely equivalent to the nerdy guy in the real GoDaddy ad.

The last guy should have worn a speedo. Just saying.

I think Minecraft presented a genre, I don't think a genre can be ripped off. There may have been terraforming types, and user generated content games before, but Minecraft presented those elements in a single experience which was popular and somewhat accessible.

LMAO this is amazing. I'm home sick with a cold and I'm laughing and coughing up flem over this. Thanks for sharing! :D

I immediately thought of this video!

Jesus, these kids are unbelievable. Adults have zero authority with them. No wonder they're bullies. I remember that from my own childhood, it was the kids who didn't have consistent rules and consequences who beat up on the other kids.

My son was brutally bullied in middle school. While I WANTED to beat the ever loving hell out of the kid, I didn't. The school was no help, the parents were no help, the church affiliated with the school was no help, the police was no help unless I had proof. Months of phone calls, showing up at school, emails to…

I like Kesha well enough until I saw her video for Blow, and realized that she's kind of trolling everyone (which made me love her, of course). I could never bring myself to add the $ when typing her name though, so I'm glad for the change. I hope her recovery goes well!

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I'm sure you're someone else's entitled, unethical fucktard that they rage over too. You can't blame 100% of your shit-colored glasses on everyone else.

No. D&D has always been cool.