You're right. It's definitely spotty, haha! But I think I have the general idea correct.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turritops…

That's not necessarily true. Some species are known to never die unless eaten by a predator. A select few species of deep sea jellyfish come to mind. Aging happens from a defect in the ends of DNA. The more DNA is split and duplicated during cell division, the ends get kinda screwed up. Over enough years, those small…

I do see death as an illness rather than a necessary part of life. It's pretty likely that I or at least my children will see the creation and improvement of life-extending medicine that will put them on the track to irradiating "deathby natural causes."

Of course you can. Don't be ridiculous.

It was never out.

Great, now I have to re-watch this movie

This is basically my entire k-12 experience. The same set of kids would commit micro-aggressions towards me all day, waiting for me to snap and lash out towards them. And of course, that's the only thing the adults would see so I would get in trouble and the bullies would saunter off snickering and pleased with their…

Ugh, tighten your backpack straps. You don't look cool and you're going to hurt your back!

Obligatory misunderstanding-Louis-C.K.'s-point video post:

Cassie, you are a machine.

Get a job.

Jeez, dude. Pull your knees to your chest and relax. Stop fighting yourself!

I'm going to mention this because no one ever says it when we finally talk about poop health:
It is perfectly normal and healthy to poop less than once a day.

Daily poops are held up as a given but it really isn't. Everyone's bowel movements have their own rhythm and sometimes that means once every two or three days…

I have thought about this before and I do every time a shooting is on the news. I first fantasize that I would be a hero and charger the shooter if I was close enough, that I would be instinctively good and well timed at playing dead, or that I would be a quick responder and escape from the school before the murderer…

Hahaha, you'll just have to try it!

It's dense like beef, but dry like chicken. It "crumbles" really easily when it is cooked too which makes it ideal for tacos and stews.

It tastes really good :) It kinda tastes like a white meat/red meat hybrid

I don't remember that.

And doing a bad thing doesn't mean you're a sociopath. A sociopath lacks the ability to empathize or show authentic emotion.

Eh. Human sexuality was always been fascinating to me and eventually I participated in the kink community for a while so I've been exposed to all kinds of junk. I think you're in the majority to not have heard of such things.

The last guy who used a toy on me was like that too. Insides are delicate, man. Chill out.

Hmmm. Smooth might be nice! But I loove the give I get from squeezing and from what I hear it's unhealthy/damaging to use something that doesn't give. Though I think that was only about buttplugs/anal insertion. Vaginal penetration is a slightly different ball game.