Of course you can. Don't be ridiculous.

It's 2020. Turtlenecks are totes in.

It was never out.

Great, now I have to re-watch this movie

Outside the bowl as a red herring.

NOOOOOOOOO

The target, sweaty-nerd-who-surrounds-self-with-novelties market doesn't scrub their toilet bowl.

Which only brings me to wonder how they will apply it to the bowl around all the poo marks

Not even in my imagination would I want to squat over a wyrm beast. I worry enough about toilet snakes as it is

This is basically my entire k-12 experience. The same set of kids would commit micro-aggressions towards me all day, waiting for me to snap and lash out towards them. And of course, that's the only thing the adults would see so I would get in trouble and the bullies would saunter off snickering and pleased with their…

Ugh, tighten your backpack straps. You don't look cool and you're going to hurt your back!

Obligatory misunderstanding-Louis-C.K.'s-point video post:

HE'S A WITCH

I have no aggression or malice towards religion :( I'm just an agnostic girl who's scared of death.

Oh please. Beatniks, hippies, and punks were JAM PACKED with pretentious pricks. ESPECIALLY beatniks.

"What it's like to go to sleep and never wake up"
This is not comforting or uplifting. This is my NIGHTMARE

Not really?

I am not too interested in whether or not any deity exists as much as I am with consciousness after death. That's really what it all boils down to. Finding some kind of scientific evidence of afterlife. Whatever form that may take

*heavy sigh* We all die alone and there is no heaven ._.; The rabbit was in the hat the whole time... Science is discovering answers to spiritual things that are not inline with the strings-and-bubble-gum structures of my hope that there is an afterlife.

Cassie, you are a machine.

Get a job.

No worries. The media will paint them as brave heroes. No one but their families will remember what they were really like.