Yup, no partial birth abortion and no dismemberment abortion means... No abortion? Wins for everyb... oh...

Am I allowed to ignore the directive and just tell a story about my wedding dress? Cause I'm dying to. I went to school for fashion design and one of my good friends started a wedding dress company in Minnesota after she left. She makes beautiful slightly untraditional dresses that I highly recommend to everyone (Tara…

I was a groomslady for my friend's wedding on the beach in Malibu. The bride was a monster and wanted to me to wear a version of the very expensive and very ugly bridesmaid dress, which I refused to do. So I bought my own dress, which was simple and black with a slightly low cut top.

We're all full of fire retardant and pesticides anyway, so who gives a shit?

This has to be about the tenth time I've heard of such an incident.

As a student of entomology, I can assure you that it doesn't get any worse than being bitten by a poisonous scorpion.

*nerd jokes*

I don't see what's dumb about customer No. 3. If you're watching your gluten, surely the safest thing is to store it in your stomach so it doesn't get lost?

Rebuttal: as stated already, lactose intolerance prevalence differs based on ethnicity. Using Asians or Africans to dictate the diets of Northern Europeans (who are largely NOT lactose intolerant) ignores the diversity of human evolution and cultural development. Natural selection shaming, Jezebel? Do you know no…

Ashley Phoenix-Claw: "Hey #GameOnSVU I've been sexually assaulted/physically abused so I know how that works... #GamerGate doesn't do that. And hi, I'm a woman."

These comments man…are you fucking kidding me? NO ONE deserves this. It's pathetic that people think this is ok. Dissapointed.

So, this is a feminist website, and yet plenty of regular Jezebel commenters are mocking a clear case of sexual harrassment, just because it's happened to someone we don't like?

Stop changing your sizing, drop your prices 15%, and give me interesting takes on classic styles.

It is actually against Kappa rules to wear a Kappa t shirt to a bar or liquor store, and it looks like the man in the photo is going to one or the other. You might think that is another stupid sorority rule and that's fine, but I'm just saying it might be unfair to call these girls out as racists.

I want to get on board with this series but it honestly just seems like an excuse to bag on strangers and really petty. Sororities have arbitrary and ridiculous rules regarding grooming and behavior? You don't say! It's a private club, if people want to pay to have their lives run that way who cares? Greek life is…

Because boobs in public.

Jesus, shit yes. It'd be one thing if he were actually taking interesting photos, but that shot is just BAD. Terrible composition.

Much art

Batey's attorney said he was "very inebriated" that night and that he "had a blackout,"

I love the saying, "those who love brutal honesty are more interested in the brutality than thr honesty".

Someone has to tell people they're ugly.