Hahaha, people really take this stuff seriously, huh? I just saw the endless amount of responses on here and thought I'd say you really weren't out of bounds. Generalization is a type of hyperbole we use when telling stories as a means of emphasis, most people understand this. Sorry you found the people who don't.

She has such a great... fuck, energy? Aura? I dunno, but she's just great. This is how people should be.

Nancy Drew gets raped and her best friend is murdered.

I think the real issue is that the wheat we're growing here in the US no longer has any nutritional value. Like, what's the point of eating gluten when there's no benefit, you know?

Yes, women sometimes spray perfume between their thighs. It's because the femoral artery runs along your inner thigh, so the smell is intensified, just like when you put perfume on your wrists or on your neck. For some women it makes them feel sexier to have an added feminine scent there when they're getting down to…

You know what I don't like? When the validity of my very existence is erased because no one deems it important enough to include in media. I'm white, but I have two moms. Where are those families? My two best friends are biracial. Guess biracial people don't exist in Dunham's reality. My past two partners were both…

What the fuck does "digitally penetrated" mean?

I've called 911 a few times before and they have been able to track my cellphone, but it's not very accurate. Like, they knew I was somewhere on a particular highway, but not quite which exit I was at.

I'm sorry, they used the polaroids from The Whistleblower as their inspiration...? (Yes, I know chronologically this joke makes no sense, but I'm having trouble understanding why they thought images of a gang rape would sell pants.)

For a cool message, this is the ugliest goddamn sweatshirt. I'd much rather find my own cute sweatshirt and screenprint "Fuck you, I'm going to smile" on it.

So here we have this kid who is PICKED THE FUCK APART by the media because she dares to fuck a lot of dudes and then write songs about it. I don't think any of us commons could actually comprehend the immense amount of pressure she's under - it's gotta be like middle school, except when you're in your 20s and it's all…

Cheap, efficient ways of killing can damage the fur, so manufacturers prefer to just pull it off in one swipe to avoid cutting the fur or getting blood on it (efficient ways to kill animals are pretty limited to smashing its head until it stops moving or cutting the head off). It's widely done because the people…

I would like to add that if your roommate makes serious threats on her own life, you are obligated to call 911. The police will come out and evaluate her. If they think she needs help (which is usually the case), they will take her to the behavioral unit at the local hospital where she will be monitored. If you and…

Oh, fuck this is funny. They won't let Tracie Egan Morrissey do the fashion segments anymore because she's too mean, and pointlessly so (because her barbs aren't actually funny, just confusingly cruel), so she had to make her own segment to be a jerk! Hahahahaha

I went all the way down the rabbit hole and, ta-da! You're a dick!

Okay, so I'm the bad friend who is TERRIBLE about responding to messages. It's definitely not because I'm mad or don't put value on the friendship, but I do have a terrible memory and I'm usually swamped with work/school. For me, voicemail is the last thing I check, while texting is the easiest for me. Email is okay,…

Hahahaha! :D

Funny enough, Fox also once ran a headline that said something to the effect of "Does being Democrat cause cancer?"