For the last four or five years my boyfriend (let's call him Joe) lived in a house owned by his parents, and he and his roommates paid rent to Joe's dad on it every month. A lease or formal renter's agreement was never signed. Sometime in December Joe's parents decided to renovate the house he was renting in…

Me, too! I was too busy thinking about Bonnie "Prince" Billy to listen to the lyrics.

I thought this said "Mitt Romney Building Special Elevator for his Cats" and I was really excited. Like, finally, he went off the deep end, giddily building elevators for his cats in his train pajamas and bedhead.

Some of the stuff in the article is downright offensive, but some of the things she brought up, that fleeting feeling of yearning to do something reckless, is something that I identified with. I've never cheated on a partner before, but I do wish a better and more accurate (read: not demeaning) article would be…

Try adopting biracial kids domestically - not only are they in desperate need of adoptive parents, but (because everyone is racist) the adoption fees are much less.

I use ShiKai lotion because it hydrates well without being greasy and it's substantial without being too thick. Or Palmer's lotion - that definitely smells like chocolate.

This tour sounds like exactly my kind of thing. I'm morbid, I know, but this stuff is interesting to me!

I think the best solution I've heard of is to shower with your baby, which isn't always a possibility, but does kill two birds with one stone. The kid I take care of, he screams and cries if he's put down, there's no way to really leave him by himself. Bed time is horrible, by the way. I just imagine hearing him throw…

Reading this just reinforced to me that if you ever think you might possibly be a parent in the future, start babysitting RIGHT NOW. Really. It teaches you that, yes, in fact, you do have an extra set of arms, and that TV does not actually distract toddlers. I know Tracey Moore says it does, but it doesn't. Toddlers…

Wait, he's a computer programmer?!?!? Isn't that still a racist stereotype? Fuck, now all we have is Glenn on Walking Dead.

I used to work in a lingerie shop, and we did carry some bras in up to a DDD, but nothing above that. We also catered to small-chested women, so there's that. I'm totally confused.

Oh, food fell in her cleavage and she's trying to get that pesky pimento olive back in her mouth.

Um, that's fucking disgusting. Fingering? In a bar? I mean, that's just like demanding you have a yeast infection, like, right now. Jesus Christ.

That's a good one. I have seen that, too, but it was just one guy by himself, so, I just considered it creepy and I think mentally blocked it out until this moment. Also, I love your screen name!

The above photo is totally sweet, but I'm just curious: what kind of "PDA" makes people uncomfortable? I mean, I've seen people full on making out in public, and it's never really perturbed me. So, serious question, what public acts (besides flat out banging) make people uncomfortable?

This comment is great. :)

So let me clear your confusion up: I don't like Lush in part because I don't like how they market themselves as "natural" when in reality they use SLS and strong fragrances. I feel like they're selling snake oil to unsuspecting (and falsely self-righteous) customers. The shampoo I use doesn't irritate my skin or my…

First of all, THANK YOU for taking it upon yourself to tell me I'm wrong. Secondly, didn't Obama just sing at a fundraiser? And I don't think any part of Albo's story included an attempted rape. Look, his politics are despicable, but this literally took 3 minutes - that's not much tax payer money - and was tamer than…

I thought it was funny, too. Do I agree with his politics? Absolutely not. But, you know, Republicans are people, too, and are capable of having a sense of humor. I also really believe there's this sort of awareness behind it, that the point of the joke was that there was all this talk of abortion and it just killed…

Yeah, I know, that's why I pointed out that they're not green. But, funny enough, Aveda gets about the same, sometimes better, ratings than Lush on the EWG's Skin Deep database.