This is totally me. Dishes everywhere, clothes, books disorderly, etc. It's nice to know that it's a symptom of other people's anxiety/depression, too, not just mine. I've gotten better about it over the years, but it can still get gross in my room.

It's not because they like obscure music or art, fuck I like stuff that could be classified that way, too. It's the way they talk about it. It's exclusive and not for the public. Hipster is defined by wanting to be socially distinctive, according to the above, not by genuine enjoyment of music that by chance is…

I agree with you about the whole condescending vibe hipsters give off. Because it isn't that they listen to Menomena or Deerhunter or Caribou, or that they know ridiculously obscure trivia about those bands, or even that they go to their concerts, it's that hipsters have a fine way of making those things seem…

Agreed. Truthfully, I'm terrible at getting to places on time. I am probably one of the nightmare employees this employer dreads. BUT! That doesn't mean that traffic cannot be a legitimate excuse ever at any time. Accidents are a big problem on HWY 17, especially during the winter because it's this tiny little winding…

Absolutely. I have had wonderful, wonderful teachers and am actually planning on doing a teaching program after I get my BA, and I'm glad your mom was one of the good ones!

Body snarking: totally awesome, dude! Yeah, people who take the bus when they could just bike 7 miles to work, trying not to wrinkle that ladies blouse that's made out of the most easily wrinkled fabric in the existence of fabric (like all women's professional clothes, it seems) in their pack (the pack that, by the…

It seems that people who are drawn to work with children are often pretty fucked up people. Like they need someone weaker in their lives that they can emotionally beat up in order to feel better about themselves. At least it seems that way. I've volunteered at a couple of different Montessori schools over the years,…

Or who have "casual" jobs like you might, where it's totally acceptable to show up in jeans and a button down. A lot of people, though, have jobs where they have to dress to professional standards. That often means restricting pencil skirts or tidy slacks that will get wrinkled in a messenger bag, and hair and make up…

Wish Gob had made the universal sign for "holding penis/masturbating" like Apatow is doing here, though.

Because pot is only one kind of high, and it doesn't affect everyone the same way. It's not readily available in some parts of the country like it is in California, and it's not necessarily a party drug - or it hasn't been since the 60s.

There's always a risk with any drug, even pot. But there's also a smart way to obtain and do drugs. There may not be FDA standards for street drugs (not that the FDA is particularly helpful anyway - see Yaz as a recent example), but there are resources to find out if your e is contaminated with something you don't…

Me, too!

@TheRealRoseanne: Autocorrect ruins it's dinner with cookies.

You're right. I posted this and then realized that the banana filling was discontinued long before these commenters probably even knew about Twinkies. I'm sure you're right about the HFCS.

It's true, the old twinkies were different: [shine.yahoo.com]

The lady writes for Mad Men, is it not possible that Tracy McMillan's article was a parody?

I'm hearting all of you because no one I know likes VMars. I feel so alone...

I remember reading about that exact confusion - possibly here on Jezebel. Basically she called him her husband on Twitter, and everyone freaked out and thought she was married, but then she said that they weren't married, it's that she's so comfortable with him that sometimes it just slips out and she ends up calling…

I had a hard time, too, until Malia grew so much. Now I have a hard time telling Malia apart from Michelle (at least in distance shots like this one). Christ, that kid grew up fast!

Hahaha - Russianbride.com, that's brilliant!