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Democrats: the party for the 99%.

USB ain’t going anywhere as it’s ubiquitous, and there are many devices that doesn’t need these fancy features. Unless the next easy to produce data cable standard is basically a very strong lightning cable connector, ha.

Yeah nah, there are frats that pay just enough lip service to the idea of service that they skate by pointing at party houses and braying “at least we’re not those guys!!”

quick, someone get this guy a safe space

Who cares when the Bolt looks that bad?!

Thanks for saving me time.

Because they are the Anointed Ones, Those of “The City,” the only people in the universe to have bars and nightlife and concerts or something

Who is being a dick? I didn’t say I’m thankful that they were shot.

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

I was once a boy in middle school. A girl that I liked could have been wearing a NASA spacesuit made out of my grandma’s couch cushions and I would have sported wood.

The “One Love Manchester” show, set for June 4, will feature artists like Pharrell, Katy Perry, Coldplay, Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Niall Horan, and more.

What a fucking idiot.

There are four rankings of classified information in the American intelligence community. Confidential, Secret, Top Secret, and code word clearance. The information that President Trump divulged was considered code word clearance-level intelligence, and thus it was above the Top Secret ranking in clarification.

This is a definite reach.

Their job is to speak coherently, so I believe surrogate is appropriate.

I am literally shaking with fear and rage. My bipolar disorder will cause any premium I pay to increase by 208%. I ALREADY can’t afford the premiums.

(That’s the joke.)

And yet, in this picture, Hillary is right where she belongs. Head shoulders above these idiots and looking down upon them.