Don’t have kids. Problem solved. Just don’t ask us to subsidize birth control, you slut.

Sincerely,
The G.O.P.

God.

Countepoint: Middle managers exist to apologize for your shit when you do your job to the specs you were given, not to the specs as they existed in senior management’s mind.

You did a pretty terrible job of giving up on Kotaku.

Maybe the problem is with the blogosphere that values speed and raw click counts over info that remains relevant and useful over the long term.

If you have 3 kids sure. But buying a suburban for your only child isn't exactly cost effective now is it?

1. Well.... SUVs are better family vehicles than sedans. The extra interior space makes many things far easier.

Dear ‘Murricans on Jalopnik - please stop being stupid. Can You? Please?

The problem with this blog is that this has never happened, ever, to anyone.

Finally, a car for all 12 of us who have a soft spot for mid 90s Pontiac styling.

Fun fact, she was arrested for shoplifting and was collecting unemployment benefits while working for the Ted Cruz senate campaign. Trump is only going to hire best people!

Neutral: What New Car Do You Want To Buy Right Now?

Even my mom loved the music... she won’t see the movie, but when 60-something non comicbook fans are enjoying your commercials, maybe you’re pandering a wee bit

The songs in the first half of the movie really made sense when you realize that Warner Bros went to the company that put the movie trailers together and asked them to put together a cut of the movie. The result is exactly what I would have pictured a marketing company to put together.

I was high as fuck for the entire movie and was still more interested in my popcorn and diet coke :/

Yes, forget the incredibly complex software that you can’t see in a picture. What matters is the irrelevant hardware it controls.

Obvious comment is obvious.

28,000 kilometers is like 5 miles.

Yeah, no.