Wanna know what I think?

Here’s a hint: It’s a Fiat underneath. Extrapolate.

Devote your remaining days to Taylor Swift, walk in the glory of her spotlight.

Nope! Born, raised, and kept off airplanes until I was mature enough to go without driving everyone else insane.

Well then, you’re incredibly selfish. Your kids don’t want to be on that plane. The rest of the passengers don’t want your kids on that plane.

you have a kid?

I’m old enough to remember when it was The Learning Channel.

Mine too. I’m using one now. Isn’t this last year’s model, though?

Mine too. I’m using one now. Isn’t this last year’s model, though?

This is a bit dramatic (I assume intentionally so...).

It's called innocent 'till proven guilty, and it's not exclusive for rape accusations. You get the same thing with any accusation of a crime. The accused is always given the benefit of the doubt in the absence of damning, hard evidence.

Jeez, Jennifer, we get it. You've got boobs.

I DEFINITELY would not want to be led by a 17- or 18- year old person, boy, girl, Lorde, whatever.

Can we put them in jail for practicing medicine without a license?

This is the first time in my life I posted a "tweet" to my social media feeds. I kinda hate twitter, I think it's a b.s. company that the media embraces because it's scared of the internet and thinks users = relevance. the 128 character dumbfone revolution that powered Twitter overseas is long over and most foreigners…

I'm so done with the whole Grumpy Cat obsession and I'm surprised more Jezebel readers aren't. I know my cat would be chronically stressed out and terrified if he was constantly getting dragged around the country and handled by strangers for interviews and movie appearances, and I'm sure it's no different for this…

Thanks, white lady.

I appreciate the sentiment but I wouldn't want to wear anything with Lena Dunham's name on it.