Why hello! I believe you're searching for the Chosen One, so I'll just leave this here: http://malsmith.kinja.com/lennon-in-the-…

probably, and it's unfair, but the straight, chiseled white maleness of Adam Levine makes life unfair (ask 100+ other singers as talented as he who are fat/not white/dignified-females-not-willing-to-get-naked/not model hot & who don't have record contracts). that doesn't mean you shouldn't say it- it's the internet.…

While I don't defend the bikers and I seriously don't think that many did. I think most people despise the guy for running them down in the first place. I understand that he felt threatened BUT when I saw the video the first encounter didn't seem that dangerous until he ran over the bikers. at that point you know shit…

Boom. Pregnant.

ITS MIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone send me $75, I'll go pick it up and wear a Borat mankini (I'd have to order it).

Daft Punk has really gone downhill :(

i just threw up in my mouth omg..the male form speedos and scooters should never ever mingle.

Oh and by the way, the number of emails I'm getting saying "a challenger appears" with a link to your ad is astounding

Awesome. One of these days, we should have a Seattle Jalopmeet somewhere.

Makes sense. This girl in college told me she could give herself an orgasm just by squeezing her legs tightly.