...You know, the next time somebody gives Sanders shit for “not doing all that he can” for Clinton’s general election campaign, I’m just gonna point to this and say “it says a lot about him - and about who Clinton’s rival is - that he’s working for her at all.”

Not really - I just remembered something from that proposal a few year back.

Ok, so this is kinda sorta off-topic, but since this might be the only page that brings up Lena Dunham:

I’m looking forward to when Chelsea runs out of friendly greetings and vaguely flirtatious nicknames (‘pretty lady’, ‘beauty’) and has to resort to foriegn words and overt sexual harrassment. (“Willkommen, honey drawers!”, “Hola, sugar tits!”)

‘I have mad love for much of Beatty’s oeuvre (heck, I’m even on record as finding Ishtar both a hoot and a holler), but I nevertheless imagine that Beatty wiles away the days watching Bonnie & Clyde on a perpetual loop in his home theater while nursing a glass of scotch and weeping bitter tears over his lost youth. I…

I have no idea if it’s something the real man actually said, but this voiceover from the end of Miles Davis’ A Tribute To Jack Johnson seems appropriate:

Taylor Swift, waking up today with a vague realization: ...Oh shit, the next album’s due WHEN?!

Of course it was Richard Cohen. Of COURSE.

...I’m not a “write your own songs” purist by any means, but even in a text, shouldn’t you say who wrote/produced it? Or is the music industry so consolidated at this point that it could only be one of five people anyway? (In which case Trainor’s argument would be invalidated, but...)

There are a bunch of reasons why I’m close to my mother and very, very much not to my father, but a big one is that the former always spoke to me like an adult, and the latter not only used to but continues to speak to me like a scatterbrained toddler.

“The Sasquatch have matrilineal DNA that is human and patrilineal DNA from an unknown primate.”

Julie Klausner is the online equivalent of a middle-aged man going to a Burger King and trying to rough up some high school students.

...And in other news, the entire staff of Salon experienced spontaneous combustion.

I was literally just in Pensacola Tuesday, and my mother and I passed by the Civic Center advertising this rally. I said we should swing back here in two days with a sniper rifle. (An empty threat, I assure you - I’m terrified of guns.)

Sadly, that’s kind of what ended up happening.

COMPLETELY UNRELATED, BUT:

“Does anyone but me remember you posing with a pickup truck during the 2008 election?”

...So am I to assume that a eight year old got hold of Lena Dunham’s phone?

Great news - especially for the makers of that stock photo.