If I was getting it from a dictator known for his blatant disregard for human rights, yes, I would definitely donate. If I was getting it from Bill Gates, absolutely not.

It would definitely do fuck-all to keep this sick piece of shit from raping, disemboweling, and murdering another victim. He’s supposed to be going to some sort of halfway house/group home - what is to stop him from doing this again to another resident of the facility, or sneaking out at night and doing it to some…

Maybe, though that’s not certain. If I were a friend or relative of the victim, however, I would be happy with such an outcome. I know it grosses many civilized people out to mention this, but revenge *is* part of many people’s sense of justice. Including mine. I’m pretty certain I’d be at rest spending my life in…

Whisper “Manchego” in my ear and I melt like Velveeta.

It would help insofar as the guy got killed.

How does releasing him after serving three years help?

I hope someone finds this man and he is torn limb from limb by an angry mob.

I feel like that would be more accurate if you or me individually spent 2 million dollars on iphones. Not that our purchase of an iphone isn’t supporting some real shady shit, but just one iphone doesn’t have much of an impact. Whereas if you are one of the blessed few who can actually “earn” $2 mil for “your art”, I…

Fact: the quickest way to a woman’s vagina is through her stomach with cheese.

I’ve only had it at a restaurant. Basically they just drop boiling hot pasta into the wheel and stir it around. Served straight from wheel to plate with fresh ground pepper.

I doubt she needs the money so it’s just greed and shitty choices. Someone like me (and probably you)? Get that money, bitch.

Wow. Yes, #girlpower and huge S/O to women stacking $$$$ through continuing their father’s v savvy exploitation and oppression of their subjects. Really very inspiring. Lemme just add this to my #goals.

Considering how much work she's had done, only about 60% of her is still human. And I think that's being generous.

i know! that’s a baller gift, i would be thrilled!

Pasta in a cheese wheel is easily one of the best, most decadent thing I’ve ever eaten.

I can see Nicki in her dressing room in Angola muttering to herself:

Test your man to make sure he’s “daddy ready” by peeing on him at 2 am!

Hey man, if a future dad can't handle a little urine, then he's prob not ready to have a kid. At least you'll know that right? I don't currently have any kids, but I hear there are a lot of urine filled diapers.

Yeah Pregnancy tests are gross. I’m gonna skip the middle man and just fill a decorative mason jar with my pee to give my husband.

So do people ACTUALLY wrap it positive pregnancy tests in boxes and give them as gifts ? Or is that just something like they do on TV shows or celebrities pretend to do?