Although...a gential battle royale to determine household tasks may be a good time.

No, it wasn’t like that. It was more like oops I walked in my son, and what is that giant thing OMG it’s his penis THAT IS HUGE and he will make someone really happy with that because that’s impressive and why am I still looking at it look away LOOK AWAY (while he’s shouting “Mom, get out!!!!)

No, it’s like breasts. Changes happen at puberty.

Ed is totally Ron Weasley and Hermione’s doofy son graduating from Hogwarts in this pic.

A child who is excited because he was just accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Okay, Ed Sheeran looks like a child in a costume.

I have questions, people with penises. Don’t penises stay proportionally the same size? Liiiike is it the same as being born with big ears? Wouldn’t his dad have known this from changing his diapers?

It’s difficult. I remember people shrieking at me not to kill my baby, and shoving pictures of bloody dead fetuses at me, when I was going in for a Pap smear, or some yeast cream (we used to need a scrip for that), or a new Pill prescription.

Well, it would make you a baby if you complained about a tv show that had a rape scene. Bad things happen in real life, therefore bad things happen on screen. Deal or turn off the tv

Glad you said it. Back in the 80s when this abortion hue and cry started cranking up along with the moral majority assholery, I knew.... I knew... I would never have to deal with an unwanted pregnancy. One, I was the lucky recipient of a county health service’s unflagging education program at my university, and the…

Having had experiences thirty years ago taking young women to such clinics in Texas (as a friend, not father to a foetus) and seeing them accosted by protesters outside the clinic, my disgust level was already high with that state.

I just zone out and go back to reading this post because this shit is ludicrous and I can’t take it anymore.

Oh pffft. Video of a tonsillectomy would be “gruesome”. Gruesome is not a medical standard.

People who espouse idiot lies when all the resources are available for them to make informed decisions based on facts but instead refuse to listen to reason be all over Jezebel today, yo.

I could see salsa, but implying that it must have been salsa makes her dumb.

If I want chips and salsa, I ask for chips and salsa. If I say chips and dip, and a server asks what kind of dip, I tell him/her. This idiotic girl expected the servers to read her mind.

The problem isn’t so much that she called salsa “dip,” the problem is that the restaurant had multiple dip-like items and she refused to specify even after being told that there were many dip-things on the menu. Servers aren’t telepathic.

Some kind of queso-like substance. Maybe cheese and artichoke? At least at a restaurant. At a grocery store it would be some gross sour cream and onion concoction brought to you by the people who thought “helluva” was a good word to put in a brand name.

This. My aunt has raised two of her boys that way, and it’s both sad and infuriating. Whenever we have get togethers, she will get into the kitchen, WHILE YOU’RE FUCKING COOKING DINNER to make her kids powdered mac and cheese and chicken nuggets. The stupid thing is that she’s a health nut and leans vaguely anti-vacc,…

Few things are more annoying than whiny little turds who won’t eat anything other than nuggets. Maybe the parents that enable them...