Laughed out loud at work and almost fell out of my chair! You're great!!

I regularly "stone homo's" me and my roomie smoke pot all the time! Jesus would be proud.

Yolonda!!!!!!

Did anyone else think it looked like she used a clone and blur tool on the "offending" hair? I'm confused as to why someone would Photoshop their armpit hair.

I think slapping someone across the face for having a preference is a little extreme. I'm a half Mexican but look 100% Latina and if someone said they are just not into Latina's I'd be like cool don't date one. Not everyone is sexy to everyone else.

When I was in beauty school (in northern Utah:/ ) it was right next to a planned parenthood. I was in there as moral support for a friend who was talking a pregnancy test. We saw this holier than thou mormon walking past so I went outside to distract her as the girl taking the test was also Mormon and didn't east it…

Obviously not all those things at the same time. Also veganaise it the best!!

Lies! Curried egg salad is delicious. As is fresh tarragon and bacon or sharp cheddar cheese and salsa is delicious in egg salad too.

I once got called a towel head. And an equally ignorant but endearing classmate said "if anything she is a yarmulke head, and Jews aren't terrorists"... Sigh being non white in northern Utah is fun.

Seriously though what is the surfboard? I'm 25 and the only surfing I know about is in the ocean. Am I doing the sex wrong now??!!?

you lived together for 4.5 years without sex?

Omg yesss the first time it happened to me (I guess just the most beets I'd ever eaten) I thought I had blood in my urine and called my bf to take me to the hospital. He just sighed and reminded me of the beets.

Hot cheetoes are one of the only things I crave during my period. The rest of the month they are chemical crap but one day before aunt flo visits they turn into pure spicy magic.

That happened to me just today. Only my store does not take returns that have been worn. So I got to say no you will not get your money back this smells like cigeretts, perfume and b.o. on top of that the tag was taped to the inside of the shirt so it wouldn't show I'm assuming. She started crying and told me she…

Am I the only one who thought the mark Jacobs one was hilarious!! I'm wearing a dress I bought last night and I used that excuse on date day just now.

Omg funeral potatoes!!! I forgot about that.

They ask men about their masterbation habits too.

I put guac in my burritos and tacos and on salads. I am Mexican and have eaten it like that in mexico. You are not the avocado police.

Irish coffee!!!

I only knew what the mp3 was, and I'm 25.