Umm, you mean that double bubble grill that BMW stole from Pontiac?

Sooooo classy!

I don’t see what the big deal is. I had a beat-up out of tune gasoline Chevy decades ago that would often run with diesel ignition for a few cycles even after I turned off the engine. I guess we were just ahead of the times.

I don’t see what the big deal is. I had a beat-up out of tune gasoline Chevy decades ago that would often run with diesel ignition for a few cycles even after I turned off the engine. I guess we were just ahead of the times.

Who is this Rob Emslie guy, and where did Graverobber go?

Sometime I wish there were more ways to say, “Umm, NOOO!”

Crossover.

I want a shooting brake, 1.8L shtinkpottenmotor, die SuperSchtrippen basic, 3 wheel drive, targa, with the aero bits but no chrome or gold-plate (anodized aluminum).

Pontiac SUX-9000.

That grille, actually the entire car, reminds me of a Pontiac Grand Am. Gran Sport, Grand Am... hmmm?

CP.

I’ll eat Taco Bell any day but don’t think I could ever enjoy whatever “that” is between your legs that isn’t really a real thing that people some people might eat if they got stupid drunk enough. And - by the way - I love to lick a real pussy.

So, eff you. And your not really, real, real stuff that you might have an…

So close, but no cigar. CP.

(Do they make cigars in Brazil? I guess if they were any good I would have heard about it... hmmm.)

TPB always gets a star from me.

This was a tough call but I went with CP.

It’s cool, but not $7 grand cool. $6,250 and I might have gone the other way.

Why can’t you tolerate non-SJW libtard opinions, you commie snowflake cuck?

Well the car is named for vicious Muslim desert raiders. Should be a clue that the car might be engineered to wound or torture.

I don’t care for the jellybean styling, but it’s not the worst thing ever. I would daily drive it and cruise on weekends with the top down (weather permitting). The price is pretty close to eff-it money. I like the hot-wheels rims.

And back in the day my crowd called gentle contact “parking with braille.”

Ask her to “open the pod bay door.”

I tried Bizaardvark once because the name sounded cool. After 3 minutes I went back to re-watching episodes of Firefly for the thousandth time.

Hey now! Allana Akhtar is a profession writer so there is no need for an ability to communicate or even understand basic grammar. “And” and “or” are racist patriarchal constructs.

It’s like a French VW with all of the Nazi but none of the engineering. Want a VW Thing with cheese monkey quality????! I have just the car... so, do you have 7,500 US of A dollar bills????