CP. It’s an Audi. I hate Audies. Just be admit to being a VW or move up to a Porshe dammit.

(Confession, I live in Shanghai and every other freaking car on the road is a goddamn Audi. Every single effing poser with a salary drives some kind of Audi.) Just today I saw a Lambo Murcielago reving the engine at 15 mph in…

I think the road was probably closed just to stop idiots in low-emission, environment-friendly, Smart ForTwo cars from being swept away. This was a big ol’ heavy bus that crossed just fine. No harm, no foul.

But here we have a bunch of pearl-clutching “won’t you think about THE CHILDREN?!?!?” whiners falling back onto…

Yeah...? NO. CP.

I think it’s time for “The Bombing Of The Giant Squid.” Only about $3!

Experience points. Older, heavier, but so much more skill. Worth it.

I drove a slightly earlier Celica, a fastback, which was on load from a friend of a friend in college, I think it was a 1983 model. Used to take a pretty co-ed to the movies in it most weekends. I loved to drop the clutch and burn rubber, so fun!

I use a VPN sometimes but the thing no one (advertisers and marketing hoes) ever mentions is how SLOW everything gets. VPNs have their uses but for everyday browsing get ready to walk, not run.

Oh! I accidentally clicked on a Jezebel link, didn’t I? Silly me - I thought this was Jalopnik.

>Drool.

THIS!!!

SBC, Q-ship, check! But having a tow hitch puts this over the edge in a big way. NP! I’m not even a Volvo fan but being able to pull a small boat trailer makes this a big win.

There are a lot of things to hate about modern cars but unibody construction that eliminates trailer hitches are at the top of my fury list.

Add louvers and WIN THE WHOLE INTERNET!!!

I remember when these were new! And when they were new-ish used cars.

The universal concensus about any variant of Citation was, “how can GM engineer such a total piece of $#!*?.”

And anyone who had been behind the wheel of an Accord was, like, “This is a responsive, fun, well-built car for SO much less than a…

Mmmm. Daddy likes!

Knives: I haven’t scrolled through all the comments but has anyone given any love to the Fairbairn-Sykes fighting knife? It is designed to murder people, with a good strike to through the collar it can dispatch a human in just a few seconds. And it is engineered to not get stuck in ribs if you are going for the heart.…

I actually think they look pretty cool. And they are incredibly fast and powerful, hence the cartoonish wings.

Well, that sucks. Condolences to all affected.

If I ever happen to meet this Kjellberg asshole face to face I will punch him. He comes across as a total fucktard. Crazy he somehow manages to make money from this shit.

Catshark with duck and Hammerhead dog.

This is the only correct answer.

Catshark with duck and Hammerhead dog.

This is the only correct answer.

tl;dr

CP
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(I am an efficiency expert.)

It looks like a six-year old designed this. A six-year old with talent, but still six years old. CP for anyone over seven years old.