Most boring episode yet.

Probing the depths of Rosita’s character did nothing to change that.

I am in China, there is only one time zone for the whole country here. And no DST. Much simpler, and life (and work) goes on just fine. DST is stupid, and only whiny bitches need it.

Thomas Edison (and Tesla) solved this problem a LONG, long, time ago with something called “electricity” and “light bulbs”.

There, I said…

Catshark with duck and Hammerhead dog.

This is the only correct answer.

Catshark with duck and Hammerhead dog.

This is the only correct answer.

tl;dr

CP
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(I am an efficiency expert.)

It looks like a six-year old designed this. A six-year old with talent, but still six years old. CP for anyone over seven years old.

Probably waiting for the earth movers to come in and provide a foundation. Flood proof!

Time for chow at Fast Eddie’s Bon Air?

“just don’t get much more American than that”

I really don’t understand the eternal-boner people have for these BMWs. One of my best buddies from college had a roomate with one, from daddy’s money. He actually was on the crack pipe (no one knew it, at the time). He ruined a perfectly good shotgun trying to saw it off. (Destroyed the action). Asshole tried to…

What is that canteen sitting on the spare?

I’d never buy it but the numbers look OK by me.

D’oh! Upon reflection I think the one I went through was actually the Chandelier Tree. Still an awesome experience.

Oh, man. I drove through that tree in a 1980 Honda Civic wagon during 1991. It was a great experience. (It was a tight squeeze even in an early Japanese compact). I pulled over a few miles later to read some Richard Braughtigan poetry in the forest while lounging in back with the rear hatch open.

I think it’s a fish-bra reference.

I do not really see a “thumb’s down”. I think the headlights looks like this lady’s high heels. But maybe that’s just me.

So should it really be rally, rallye, or ralleye? I know I’ve seen all three spellings, and I am confused.

So, it is going to be a Ferrari FF. Nice shooting brake.

I remember (about 11 years old) walking along the sidewalk with a buddy and I spotted a giant pile of discarded magazines in a ditch near his house. I was like, “Let’s see what they are!” He said, “Meh. Probably just a bunch of cook books or something.” I thought otherwise and scampered down the hill and lo and…

This was actually kinda decent but I’m waiting for the Gawker 2.0 post about Hillary voters explaining themselves. Hello? Hello?

tl;dr

Is there anything with four wheels that isn’t worth $400?

Funny anectdote: In the early 90’s I was away at a university and my mom called. “Dad bought me a new (used) car! A Toyota Celica!” I say, “Cool!” She says, “Yeah, it’s a really nice four door sedan.” I say, “Ummm, Mom, Celicas are two door sport coupes.” She says, “Oh. .... I’m sorry, it’s actually a Cressida.”

I was…