I wish I could have sleep paralysis, I have the opposite. When falling asleep I start to dream and then thrash around, bite my tongue, bite my cheeks, moan, yelp. It’s awful. Being paralysed would be great. My wife is a saint for putting up with it all.

My dad does the same thing so there is probably a genetic…

This car just screams, “I finally got out of my parent’s house and am in community college and have a friend who scored 1/2 oz. of shitty Mexican brickweed and I met a girl who wants to go to the movies and will probably let me feel her up!”

Good times. NP.

A jaywalker controlling an oncoming car is the stupidest thing ever.

Law should recognize, “Hey! You kids. Stay out of the street!”

You Jezebelles are hilarious.

Do you know that “Jezebel” is a rather non-complimentary term? Look it up. Here, I will help you: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jezebel

You call it depressing. For virtually half the country it is hilarious! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Yeah, suck on it, you basket of (liberal) deplorables.

Not really. “Climate change” is simply another way of saying “weather” and I don’t think anyone is skeptical of taking action against weather - we’ve made great progress with air conditioning, central heat, and shelter in general. All the alarmist global-warming stuff? Well... good luck with your apocalyptic religion.

Saw photo. Saw price.

Instant CP. Will read more later.

I think People Of Earth is the best show that no one is talking about now.

I love it! Let’s have a meeting about this.

This needs all the stars. And COTD status.

You say this is an M6 but if I remember my roman numerals the opened hood has a badge I can read as “M8".

So, CP.

Thank heavens for global warming because otherwise: this.

The video is playing backwards because:
In Soviet Russia the wheel-less car drives YOU!

An elevator is a conveyance, not a vehicle.

English, Mother-effer! Do you speak it?

I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

I was kind of either way on this one but the license plate snood pushed it over to CP territory.

Does it seem like Graverobber is spending way to much time on the Vortex forums? Or is it just me?

Crack to the pipe.

“I thought the face melting/burning effect when Negan shoved the hot iron into that dude’s face looked kind of crappy. Was that just me”

Not just you. Anyone who has ever overcooked a steak knows that burned meat doesn’t immediately turn into stringy Silly-Putty. Carl’s eye effect was also really lame.

Oh, snap! She got Virginia - 13 electoral votes. Now THAT’S a power grab!!!!

Seeing this -thing- makes me really wish I could just buy a Daihatsu Hijet.

Nope. Really close but the price is a tad too high for someone else’s project. Might have had me at 9k. It’s just a Jeep too far.