19,995 is a fat stack of cheddar and if it were a stick I would go for it! But with a slush box I must give it a reluctant CP.

I think John Oliver is about as funny as a heart attack. However, I am a huge Seinfeld fan.

I like it, it’s cool! But not $28,000 cool.

I always assumed the reason is that dogs are disgusting, filthy, animals that eat cat poop, their own poop, and roll around on any dead carcass they can find. And that’s why I try to keep dogs as far away from me as I can. Ferkrisakes, even cats don’t eat cat poop!

One of 17 makes it rare. But as we say in the collectibles biz, sometimes the onlything rarer is someone who wants to buy it.

I’m going NP simply for nostalgia’s sake. When I was in high school this was a car that would make panties drop.

Wow, for once aftermarket wheels that don’t look like crap. I think this seller might be someone I can do business with.

And +1 to graverobber for writing “as inviting as a matronly hooker’s lap”. I must work that phrase into a conversation someday.

I vote CP just because I live in Shanghai where these things are a dime a dozen and I know maintenance costs will be a nightmare. Sure it’s Italian but honestly, for me, Quattroportes don’t count as exotic.

P.S. Did you know Quattroporte means “Four-door”?

Is that seller giving us the Finger?

I forgive “NoFuxGVN” but still think cambered wheels are just a waste of good rubber.

My family had a 4-door Shadow with the 2.2 turbo when I was about 17 years old and it was a TONS of fun to drive. Until my sister “parked” it on a hill in neutral without the parking brake, obliviously left it there while it rolled down the hill into a stand of trees while she did some stupid girl teen stuff (I don’t…

If someone needs to explain it to you, you will never understand.

It must suck to be you.

This should be COTD.

Those wheels... those horrible, horrible, wheels.

I see, your best friend’s ex-wife is a sex-cam slut. Cool!

I really, really, wanted to NP this but the fact that the seller put those wheels on it - even though (thank heavens!) he still has the originals to toss in on the deal - I shudder to think about the stupid radio and whatever else has gone wrong that is not being disclosed.

There is a rule with collecting coins,…

I was thinking NP until I saw that it was lowered. Here’s a clue, kids. If you want NP don’t eff with the suspension!!! The factory engineers know 1000% more about suspension geometry than you do. FACT.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more Hound.

Any episode that doesn’t have the Hound is a crap episode

There. I said it.

I was close to NP until the front end badge and vent deletes were mentioned. For $14,000 I want as close to stock as possible. Or at least some Weber carbs.