Wow, for once aftermarket wheels that don’t look like crap. I think this seller might be someone I can do business with.

And +1 to graverobber for writing “as inviting as a matronly hooker’s lap”. I must work that phrase into a conversation someday.

I vote CP just because I live in Shanghai where these things are a dime a dozen and I know maintenance costs will be a nightmare. Sure it’s Italian but honestly, for me, Quattroportes don’t count as exotic.

P.S. Did you know Quattroporte means “Four-door”?

Is that seller giving us the Finger?

I forgive “NoFuxGVN” but still think cambered wheels are just a waste of good rubber.

BFG = Big ‘ucking Garbage?

My family had a 4-door Shadow with the 2.2 turbo when I was about 17 years old and it was a TONS of fun to drive. Until my sister “parked” it on a hill in neutral without the parking brake, obliviously left it there while it rolled down the hill into a stand of trees while she did some stupid girl teen stuff (I don’t…

If someone needs to explain it to you, you will never understand.

It must suck to be you.

This should be COTD.

Those wheels... those horrible, horrible, wheels.

I see, your best friend’s ex-wife is a sex-cam slut. Cool!

I really, really, wanted to NP this but the fact that the seller put those wheels on it - even though (thank heavens!) he still has the originals to toss in on the deal - I shudder to think about the stupid radio and whatever else has gone wrong that is not being disclosed.

There is a rule with collecting coins,…

I was thinking NP until I saw that it was lowered. Here’s a clue, kids. If you want NP don’t eff with the suspension!!! The factory engineers know 1000% more about suspension geometry than you do. FACT.

We haven’t seen the Hound this episode, and last episode he looks to have lost his sword and mail. I expect at some point Arya will poke him full of holes and quip something like, “You’re dying again and I’m alive. Because I have armor, and a sharp little sword!”

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more Hound.

Any episode that doesn’t have the Hound is a crap episode

There. I said it.

I was close to NP until the front end badge and vent deletes were mentioned. For $14,000 I want as close to stock as possible. Or at least some Weber carbs.

It’s the same gal in all three photos. Just different clothes, bras, and hairstyles. Focus on the mouth and chin. Same in every photo.

I vote NP but only if I also get to take the MILF for a ride. (You know what I mean.)

I remember that I had a co-worker who was in the market for a new car. He wanted a new Dodge Avenger. He wasn’t a “car guy” but he was a smart, accomplished, person with a stable job and decent income. And yet the dealership denied him a loan to buy the car!

I guess they did him a bg favor.

But it’s not a planet even though it was for basically my whole life. Because the science is settled now! (barf.)

OMG, is that Max Weinberg?!??