Wankels make me want to wankel. I SO hope this can pass femino-bureau-SJW-NatioSocialist psuedo-enviro mandates.

You get a star just for the phrase “raped ape”. The rest of your comment was pretty good too! ;-)

Probably better to keep the lug nuts tight. Don't want the wheel to fall off while driving!

I think the key to making this work is in how you get access to the modules. The average owner would own one base module that would be on the car most of the time, and go to a dealer to rent other modules as needed, with the dealer storing the owner's base module.

Hu-Huh! You said "Sticky Kumho"!

Broncos remind me of my high-school nickname: "Cowboy".

A really nice used Fiero: $6000.

NP just for the Spider-Pig reference.

No Volvo-vulva jokes? I'm disappointed.

Needs some duct tape here.

I love a 70's boat as much as anyone but this looks more like a boat anchor, for sure.

So, back around 1990 when I was coming home from college for a visit my Mom told me that Dad had bought her a "new" (used, but new for us) car. She said it was a Toyota Celica! I was excited, a sporty coupe - wow!!! When I got home I was pretty disappointed to discover it was actually a Cressida, I wasn't familiar…

Yeah, I know what you mean. I had a buddy with a pickup who played hockey. That stuff smelled like a$$. It was rough taking a ride to lunch with him in that thing!

I don't speak French but I'm pretty sure that a citron is some kind of lemon.

Mecha-Deadmau5?

1) Fake air scoops on the upper rear quarter-panels.
2) Newer bumpers that had tall chrome at each end.
3) Lame spoiler with down-turned wing tips.

He's talking about the bumpers. Old ones stuck out a lot. "Newer" styles had this upsweep at the corners that looked friendly.