But without the draft, what will MRAs have to howl “UNFAIR!!??” about?

I dunno. TMZ likes to stir the shit up. I cannot imagine someone who was as much a control freak as Prince didn’t have some stuff in place for disposition of his vaults and whatnot. That seems out of character for him but I’m pulling that out my ass and all. If it’s true what TMZ says, then yeah. A mess.

The flu is a respiratory illness. I'm not sure why everyone keeps saying that a blood transfusion would have helped him.

I’m from MN and live in Minneapolis and I think everyone in the state is having a collective breakdown.No work is getting done and everyone is devastated and shocked. See you at First Ave, fellow Minnesotans! Minneapolis is going to be purple for a long time. RIP PRINCE.

“Got a lot wrong” strikes me as a funny way of putting it, since the movie seems to have virtually nothing to do with the actual history.

She probably does sweat which is why you’re not seeing her sweat here.

In the immortal words of Nelson Muntz:

Yeah, it’s a little sneaky, but you still can’t beat the price. It’s nothing compared to the tactics used by cable companies – where you get “the first year” at one price and then it suddenly triples with no warning.

Yea this was totally sneaky. Except they emailed me TWO YEARS AGO to tell me that while the price was going up for new customers, mine would be grandfathered in for 2 years. Did I remember it’d be happening this month? No. Am I pissed? No. Because unlike some articles are claiming, the bulk of customers who read their…

Tangled is way better than Frozen. Yeah, I said it.

I work in a NICU. Babies this early are rarely able to be held safely and some are even more challenging to care for because their hear rate, blood pressure and oxygen saturation zoom into the danger zone with even the most routine, medically necessary intervention. I am guessing this had more to do with how the…

It’s likely because they couldn’t transport Micah to her. The average 24 week preemie weighs around 1 pound, and is unbelievably fragile. Google images of 24 week preemies for an idea of how fragile they are.

I’m most intrigued by that XOJane letter. From what I gather, this person worked as a strategist for Trump because she didn’t expect him to win and thought of him as a “protest candidate” who would presumably steer the Republican party in an even more racist direction. And then he becomes the presumptive nominee and…

My experience indicates that filth is the real reason to dislike unisex bathrooms. Used to go to this fun casual eating/drinking place in Cambridge, had bathrooms that said “Either/Or.” Cute, right? But OMG they were a disaster. Somebody would clean them and FIVE MINUTES LATER they’d be disgusting again.

Weird. I actually thought this bit was awesome. What makes it cringeworthy is how true it is.

“Not just because watching Hillary Clinton try to be funny and cool is cringe-worthy” I must have watched a different video! How long did you spend writing this article? I thought she was great. I guess we have evolved from 2008 when we couldn’t stop talking about her looks...

Upopular opinion: Look, OK, I get it. Allergic reactions suck. But THEY HAPPEN. That’s why you have to take personal responsibility for looking at the ingredients in whatever personal care items you’re using, and if you experience a reaction, FUCKING STOP USING IT AND TRY SOMETHING WITH DIFFERENT INGREDIENTS.

Amen. That’s very much how I grew up, weekends playing Pokemon Blue in my mom’s classroom because of whatever thing, moving classrooms, school clubs, other events... The two of us’d eat dinner at 4PM so she wouldn’t have to stop in the middle of grading papers.

Early childhood educators are living in near poverty because they have degrees and make minimum wage.

“You want [teachers] to coach a team, you want them to teach all day, you want them to be a faculty advisor, you want them to be able to give your kid extra help before school, after school—whenever,” says Kelly Henderson, who teaches in a wealthy Boston suburb. “We’re constantly forced to make that choice: Do I stay…