They don’t need the money or the exposure. Should they be leaping at the chance to spend several days in close quarters with a Stepford wife religious fanatic? Team Olsen twins!

Randy has never sounded better.

Not even the people who point out that Harry is the spitting image of Philip, and that the older he gets, the more he looks like Charles?

Honestly if it lived outside of the womb, even for a few minutes, I consider that viable and a baby. It was outside of the womb BEFORE it died, IANAL but I feel like that could be considered infanticide.

Sometimes you forgive because it's what's best for you, personally. You don't always forgive for the other person.

I read most of those books as a kid, and the only story that I remember vividly now is the one where Addy was forced to eat caterpillars by an overseer. I was in first or second grade at the time, and I think that might have been my first real exposure to petty cruelty. Funny how stuff like that stays with you.

This happened earlier today

When I was a kid, I had the Addy doll. Hers was the only story of all of them that interested me, to be honest.

I never had an AG doll as a kid, but I had a lot of the books. The scene in which Addy is forced to eat a handful of tobacco bugs by an overseer because she is working too slowly or something gave me nightmares for months.

I loved when Jennifer Aniston got married last year and people lost their shit because the Friends guys weren’t invited. I mean, it sounds like they wanted (and had) a small wedding. I don’t think it’s outside the realm of possibility to think that some of the people you worked with more than a decade ago didn’t make…

I just want to address the “they all have smartphones” bullshit that I keep seeing.

Scallywag is SO HOT right now.

Incorrect, my GSP is Best in Show/has no time for your shit

I’m whiter than chalk and generally ambivalent on Beyonce, and I thought the song was pretty good, the video was powerful, and her performance at the Super Bowl kicked ass. Unfortunately, I’ve had to explain why it’s not anti-cop and not “totally reverse racsim” to more than one equally white facebook friend though. :\

You’d think Obama would have had the sense to schedule this assassination for last year.

I have the weirdest need to help Jeb Bush. I disagree with him on literally every element of policy, but I just want to take him aside and be like “no, buddy, use the zipper. You got this.”

I may be the vocal minority on the internet when it comes to SNL, because I still love it and that never wavered. To me, at least, it’s like it’s always been. Some episodes are bad, most are average, and there’s a handful of really good ones. Once you let go of the hope/demand that every episode is great, then it’s…

I loved “Rachel from Friends” on Weekend Update.

The fact that it was barely satire tho.

Meh, I’ve seen funnier blasphemy than that.