I feel like this is a MFK situation. Marry Drew, bone Jonathan, and kill any chance of having a normal Thanksgiving because I've gotten jiggy with both of the twins.

I’m with you, sis.

Sorry to be “that person” at the party, but I can’t get onboard with mocking this kid. Her convicted criminal parents have forced her to be on tv since she was little, I can’t help but pity her.

“I photobombed the entire shoot and nobody noticed”

...and where, in the article, or any other article related to it, does Malala make this US-centric? Malala is Pakistani, and she now resides in the UK. The conference is for world leaders. I know this may be hard to believe, but not everything revolves around the USA. Not even with the current gravitational pull of a…

Stockard Channing is playing Elizabeth Taylor, which is perfect. Still won’t be watching it, but she will probably kill it.

It sounds like it will be a very looooong, awkward TMZ fan-fiction moment.
ETA: That actually happened.

If you’re not going to cast a black guy, you should at least cast Bruno Mars, who does an absolutely killer Michael Jackson impression.

there is a website that rates dick pics for artistic merit (no size-shaming, just composition etc.). it’s run by a woman with a background in photography and she does a pretty good job of giving actual critique.

I had a miscarriage at 14 weeks and couldn’t find anyone who would perform the D&E I needed, except for planned parenthood. They couldn’t get me in for 3 weeks. After a few desperate calls to my OB, they finally found someone an hour away who would perform the surgery I needed within the week. Did I mention this was…

that’s the tough thing about body types. I’m an hour glass, but back when the straight body was most popular (90s), there was no way to be that way, to be that stick-thin either.

Can we go with average-sized instead? All bodies are normal bodies, unless we’re perhaps talking about medical literature.

I’d be mad if I paid for first class and got moved to coach too.

I will always love this movie and no one will ever convince me it’s not a goddamn treasure of a film.

And they still have to get permission! A friend of mine is a private school photographer (taking live action shots of groups and teams and such, not school portraits) and she has to have permissions on file for the legal guardians of every child that appears in a photo, and those only go on the school website and in…

Being in the same space as kids on a field trip, fine. Interacting with them, getting close to the line but still mostly fine. Using them as props and allowing press and publicity photos without written consent from the parents? That crosses so many lines and is not ok in any way.

We really know how to make the most of this frozen hellscape! It’s a state full of optimists.

As a native New Englander, the only way this admittedly weird stereotype is true for me is that there are certain ABOVE FREEZING(emphasis!) temperatures that don’t bother me as much as people from WARMER CLIMATES(emphasis again!)

There is this weird American attitude that I have yet to encounter somewhere else that if you are from a traditionally cold place, the cold shouldn’t bother you, and like Marshall and Robin in HIMYM, you should be able to wear shorts and eat ice cream in the middle of a blizzard. I remember pulling on my big down coat…