Exactly. “Shall we explore how the Civil War over slavery was so hard for these pretty white women but they still managed to save some black boys!”

I re-binged on Luther last week.

Hiring Cristin Milioti was the stupidest decision they ever made if they wanted to keep their dumb ending.

i absolutely love birkins and other fancy bags, but i’m also suuuuuper rough on bags. i have 2 very expensive vintage designer bags that my mom gave me from her collection, and i’m under constant stress whenever i use them. on the one hand, they’re worth it because they’re gorgeous and sentimental, but on the other…

I’m sorry, America, I love you but this clapping after every line thing makes these people seem less like important Washington power brokers and more like a group of wrestling fans.

Eating the ends and the sides of chocolate off before eating the full bar is just common sense. Skip steps 4 and 5 though, that’s madness.

So, this isn’t a mural from the Pawnee, IN courthouse?

begged to use the phone to call the police, and he’d refused: “He was acting like he was drunk.”

Yes, because drunk people never have emergencies, too.

I think a scar kit would be the better option.

Nice dress, terrible hair. The braid is so low it’s throwing off the proportions of her head.

Jaimie Alexander

I feel like I’m kind of a weirdo because I really don’t like book clubs. I read really fast, so waiting for other people to catch up is irritating. And then I feel like everyone’s read a totally different book than I did anyway, because they’ve hated all the stuff I found the most interesting.

Meh, the National Review is a pretty biased source. As is the USMC, to be honest.

Confession time: Ross was, like, my fave character on friends (after Phoebe). DON’T JUDGE ME!

Listen to Viggo, honey, he loves you.

And on the extremely unlikely chance that it is released in 2016, it’s not like there’d be some pressing need to get through it quickly so as to get to the next installment in the series. You could go a decade without reading white male authors and still have time to finish it up before Dream of Spring comes out.

Oh you think WoW will be released in 2016? Hah......HA!

I read an interesting article recently (can’t remember where) that pointed out that it’s really a great compliment to David Schwimmer that we don’t hate Ross more. A know it all jerk with anger and jealousy issues and a tendency to cheat on girlfriends, plus, after a certain point he appears to just stop caring about…

I had had spinal surgery that summer and the bandages led to such stupid comments from strangers.

I take it you weren’t alive at the time of the trial? Those of us that were have had plenty for one lifetime.