I know. I’ve been around since MorningGloria was a commenter. Boo hiss. frowny -XO (congrats) boo hiss.

She meant “ménage à trois” but she can’t spell and didn’t know it was a French phrase.

The best part was everything going through Cordelia’s head coming out of her mouth.

Just starring all of the Buffy mentions. Because Buffy.

But it wasn’t that episode. It was the episode where Buffy could hear people’s thoughts. And he heard one student thinking about going to school to kill. (Turned out it wasn’t to kill other students but to commit suicide.) But it turned out there was a real killer at the school. The lunch lady.

Warning for language but the very sweary Malcolm Tucker describes Star Wars

Welp. Looks like I have to go fight all of Instagram. BRB.

Kristen Bell:

Here’s to not washing your hair often. When I first had mine dyed a super pale and high maintenance color I backed off washing but was used to it getting greasy in 2 days, now months later I wash maybe once a week (rinsing other days) and it never gets greasy and is way healthier. I blame Big Shampoo.

I kind of want to backhand that one young douchebag who keeps smugly talking about how non-authentic everything is, while all the older folks are like, “hey, this isn’t bad!”

Me, too. Now every time I drive by Nothing Bundt Cakes I have to say “Bunnnnnt. Bunnnnnt.”

My Big Fat Greek Wedding isn’t a movie. It’s a documentary. About my life. I haven’t found my xeno with a big, long, hair on top of his head.... yet.... but I’d like to know what my future is going to look like.

I liked the first one because of the cheese, but also because it was a romantic comedy with chemistry AND no stupid miscommunication problems artificially breaking up the couple. There were real, realistic issues, and they worked through them in a funny way. It is surprising Hollywood hasn’t figured out that we can…

I was inspired to become a chemist after someone explained to me how nail polish worked (why it dries the way it does). Here I am, about to graduate with my B.S. in chemistry and applying to grad schools. So, just because trying to get girls interested in science through makeup might be a little conformist, it works…

Why would you think that any girl decorating her nails would not be a scientist or an engineer? I am an engineer as well as all of my females friends and we don’t walk around with rulers in the pockets of our button down shirts. That is honestly such a ridiculous statement, I mean have you ever met a scientist or an…

Don’t shoot off fireworks on the 4th of July! You might take out Santa!

I saw Christmas decorations at a local mall in mid-September this year. Soon it’ll start the day after New Year’s.

And the employees could not possibly care less what you say your name is. There are no fucks given to any of these people, so what is the point? They have given starbucks their money, and none of the baristas even know that a prank was being played. Good job weirdos!

To all the defenders of the cheerleading squad’s need for uniformity... It doesn’t get much more uniform than the Rockettes, and they manage to accommodate women with different types of hair...The image on their homepage shows 5 women all identically attired with up-do’s, and the person of color’s hair looks to be a…

RIGHT? But when I worked retail and said “Happy Holidays” as a general, I’ll wish you a happy season, I had so many hick ass people stop to hatefully wish me a “Merry CHRISTmas.” These fuckers need to buy a calendar and check their holiday privilege.