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Did no one tell her IT’S FUCKING NOVEMBER?

I spent my adolescence as an orthodox Christian, so I’m just happy these dummies celebrate “Christmas” a month earlier than we celebrated Nativity.

As an Anglican, I'm pretty fucking angry it isn't purple. Let's put Christ back into the Advent penitential season, people.

I mean if they wanted to eliminate Xmas from the cup designs they probably would not have made them red? They could just use white cups with snowflakes for a winter theme. The plain red goes with increasingly minimal branding they have been moving towards. People are so stupid, if Starbucks xmas cups are something

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I moved to Minnesota 3 years ago, and “Minnesota Nice” is one of the few things I can’t stand about the place. I just started a new job, and part of our training was about how we need to be direct with each other when it comes to workplace issues. Smh.

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John Green’s analysis is pretty fantastic:

This is also how I feel when students tell me they love Wuthering Heights because it’s “so romantic.” I have to wonder if they are functionally illiterate.

Why is everyone always having Gatsby-themed birthday parties and weddings? That book is about terrible people being terrible! All of Gatsby’s fabulous parties are just a cover for his miserable, lonely life built on a foundation of lies! It is not an aspirational tale!

Having had a couple of these issues in my classes, they rarely send the pics(or do harassing) at school. If their phone get confiscated, they run the risk of getting caught. Most is done after school at home.

To paraphrase Mike Mulligan on this season of Fargo “You ain’t nice. Your hatred is just polite.”

Nope. This is Minnesota. There is a large Middle Eastern and Northern Africa population there. And the victim was wearing a hijab.

I don’t really see how the school is responsible here. In my opinion shit that kids get into online and on their phones is the parents jurisdiction. I teach in primary school and after umpteen fights started on Facebook (mostly involving 6th grade girls) we sent letters to the parents that the school would no longer

I’m so glad, for so many reasons, that social media was in like MySpace infancy when I was in high school.

not saying she hasn’t, but she has had kids, and that does affect your boobs.

Far worse in my book are the relatives that kiss on the mouth on purpose. Half my fan is German - you get a handshake. The other half is Italian - which means a slobbery wet lip smooch at every occasion.

There is a special place in hell for people that place massive orders at the drive thru.

Probably a bad gift card. I tend to shrug my shoulders when my order is rarely messed up because most of the time it isn’t malicious. It’s kind of telling when I do have to return to get my order remade (If it’s something I’m cataclysmally allergic too) and they fall over themselves to apologize like I’m going to snap

Yeah, the fact that there's enough room between the car and the window to stage a bar room brawl (and possibly a dance afterwards.) couldn't possibly have anything to do with why the cashier dropped some of the guy's change.

Ok if you’re literally latched on to someone’s clothing and trying to pull them through a window, you get EVERYTHING you deserve.