“Getting in motion next to the ocean”? “beach blanket boner-go”?

spit swapping at the shore?

I LOVE DOLLY.

i kind of get it. my mother is bipolar, but she’s ok as long as she takes her meds. some days, she thinks she’s just fine and doesn’t need her meds. my dad will come in and remind her that she is ok because she’s taking her meds right and then he’ll watch her take them. he also makes sure she doesn’t miss any of her…

The imagery of a finger excitedly pushing a red button and the word “abort” flashing both have me really turned on right now.

I agree this gay went too far, and is a ridiculous asshole... but camera lenses feel “male gazey” and “rapey”? To a woman who has done “scandalous” photoshoots for many magazines and being on camera is literally her livelihood? No thanks, for the rape pseudo-comparison.

High-maintenance friends are the worst! I bet Kasich says things like “You never call me first, I always have to call youuuu!” and “If you were really my friend you’d come to all my rallies.” in a whiney baby voice.

I would trust my children with Frank Reynolds before I would trust them with Ted Cruz.

You don’t need to be an M.D. to see that Yolanda almost certainly does not have lyme. If I had to hazard a guess, I’d say it’s depression (which can absolutely manifest as physical symptoms) being exacerbated by menopause. It also seems like she’s being taken advantage of by a lot of people selling snake oil cures.

I love you!! LOL

One of my best friends and I have what we call “Real Housewives Lunch” every few months - where we go somewhere fancy and order a salad wearing our fanciest jewel toned silk top and all of the jewelry we can fit on our bodies. Always a good time. Thank you for providing so much inspiration here for our next outing.

“Americas Most Hilarious Wood Chipper Mishaps!”

Using more words does not make you sound less racist. We are a country of immigrants and if you have a problem with that it is you who does not belong. And what the fuck does racial test performance have to do with anything? I could try and explain to you how systematic inequality and a history of oppression affect…

It’s amazing what he has done to the national discussion.

Honestly, the most shocking thing about this is that Madonna has fans that are 17 years old

I had an abortion about 2 months ago now; and although abortions are completely legal where I live (UK) there are still so many hoops to jump through that it can be overwhelming. The worst part about the whole experience was having to justify the abortion to a doctor. In the UK you need to have a valid reason for…

I’ve been to a 12 step based in patient rehab program and have been required to continue to partake in the program as a condition of my probation, so I’ve seen a lot of others in the program and seen how they’ve been affected in addition to my own experiences. I’ve seen a lot of people succeed in the program, often…

Get the fuck out. Their health isn’t hurt, their lives aren’t hurt, their family isn’t hurt, and they aren’t hurting anyone or anything. Who cares if they stand out in a crowd of a million and live in a way many find is weird or annoying. It has no relevance to drug addicts.

Because if it’s around, I’ll eat it. I share a KIND bar sometimes with my assistant, and that’s great because then you have half of the calories.

Panton told Jezebel in an emailed statement. “Ted and I had many mutual friends who would usually stop by to watch movies, play video games, or even engage in long, fun discussions about politics, philosophy, and life.”