Bradley Cooper maybe broke up with his girlfriend because his mom didn’t like her.

Agreed on all accounts, except I think you forgot when Danny Devito exposed us all to his bae potential.

Post-wine texted this to the ex-husband who keeps contacting me

This show makes me uncomfortable because the boys are soooooo doable and soooooo young. There. I said it. I always have to reassure myself we were the same age when they filmed it so it’s ok or something.

I think this calls for a new Kanye themed South Park episode.

I thought I was a cat but it turned out I was just really into musical theater.

Zuko going in for the Scientology “touch assist:”

“There may be real unicorns out there but this one I don’t believe”

Bless their hearts. They tried real hard. Instead they just looked like this:

Yeah, I think that Leo is generally a pretty good actor, but his performance here not especially impressive. Tom Hardy was more impressive. The cinematography is great, but I think that was the best thing the movie had going for it. And if I had realized quite how torture-porn-y it was going to be I probably wouldn’t…

To be fair can you imagine if they considered doing a remake of Shaft as a white dudebro?

My face as I thought too deeply about Larry and Hef in the mansion. It would be the old, pornman version of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?.

Oh good. Because I was totally worried about HIS recovery.

I am really enjoying all the weeping this human skidmark is doing.

‘Gross in Real Life’ would have been a much better title for his book.

George Michael Ultra Light. ;)

After the cat that looks like Adam Driver, I honestly feel like this creature feature thing isn’t even trying.

Token GG gifs time!

Yeah, Jez has decided to take the ‘he is guilty and that is all that matters’ approach largely to go against the grain. Again.

Ditto. All that bullshit last week about “David Bowie was a rapist!” Well, okay, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to go smash up all my Bowie records. We all know John Lennon was a shit person but that doesn’t keep us from humming along to the Beatles, does it? Dr. Dre beat the fuck out of more than one woman, but we…