How many people out there want the practicality of a Honda Ridgeline, but with the high maintenance costs and reliability of a VW?

I’d love to see some accurate stats on pickup use in the US. Same with SUV’s. “Listen you guys- I used my truck’s actual functionality six times last year! The other 359 days I was on standby.” Shit is hilarious.

If only there were a cooling system engineer available to troubleshoot the problem...

Without wishing to invite anyone to get off my lawn...

Clearly this car delivery guy has a day job and just delivers cars on the side.

Why are you being so mean?

Or a slow lowered minitruck.

I should buy an old truck.

Seriously? Playing music during your exhaust video?

This is 2018. Mount the spare on the rear of the vehicle but higher up so it isn’t part of the equation in a rear-end collision. Now you can do away with a conventional rear window.

You’re wrong. They’re almost all women. That’s why men can’t control them!

I’d be more worried you are going from a dead-on reliable honda product to an AWD mercedes product - your user experience may not, ah, advance like the acura.

That Pathfinder didn’t stand a chance against these rogue trailblazing explorers. It couldn’t even envision an escape from their renegade quest for liberty.

United Airlines: “I’ll get you one there as soon as possible”

Sure looks like a 2016+ Toyota Tacoma tail light. Here’s my 2017:

“The Rocka-who?”

Don’t forget Jon Polito! “It’s ALLLLLLLL part of the show!”

I’m the idiot with a computer connected to at least one large hi-fi system.