Army Regulation 670-1 states that when authorized for application to the proper uniform the American flag patch is to be worn, right or left shoulder, so that “the star field faces forward, or to the flag’s own right. When worn in this manner, the flag is facing to the observer’s right, and gives the effect of the…

Impreza? Whatever, stance kids have done worse.

The Pockar is what I imagine an Aerostar larva would look like. If Aerostars reproduced by laying eggs. And hatched into little van maggots.

I am thinking those somehow apply to the size or other dimensional characteristic of the size of the driver’s balls, but haven’t come up with a good enumeration.

They should open a cash-for-clunkers type of trade program, except make it TDI-for-clunkers. My vehicles all pollute a great deal more than these TDIs, use far more fuel, and (aside from my Escort) weigh more, causing more damage to the roads. I’d love to trade one of my cars straight across for a TDI, and have my car…

Never had my hands on a Wix filter, but I’ve taken apart several oil filters. Based on what I found in there, I’ll not be spending money on Frams. I’ve become a Purolator guy.

Seafoam will help your car run better:

LOL, I had a friend in high school do this in an early 80's Escort automatic. Same deal, wanted to coast down the hill ended up going all the way into reverse at about 30MPH. Being front wheel drive he was not as lucky as the Ranger owner. The tranny locked, and then exploded. He kept one of the gears in his room…

I did this same thing in my 99 XLT 4x4 Ranger... less than 2K on the clock. When I overshot the entire truck just shut off. I pulled over and started it up no problems. Must have been a safety feature.

Back in the 90s, I knew a guy who was driving some old boat of a car from the early 80s and he was just being impatient about parking and did this. He wasn’t going very fast of course but I think he said he broke the transmission.

*”flu”, not “flew”. Damned auto-carrot!

Bobby Age 5 was an unaccompanied minor on a flight from Detroit to New Orleans. Now two things to know about me as background are that 1) I have no kids, and 2) I’m not much of a talker on flights. I intentionally purchase over the ear noise cancelling headphones in hopes my fellow passengers get the hint. I’m…

Years ago, on a short flight from Balad Airbase/LSA Anaconda to Baghdad, I had the pleasure of being a passenger on an Australian Air Force C-130. Having spent the past 6 months in the sand and dirt of Iraq, it was a nice change of pace to be in a clean aircraft surrounded by attractive and friendly female Australian…

Does a helicopter count?