I heard a snippet of his speech this morning where he said that he'll make it to the finish line, he might have to limp across it, but he'll make it. It was kind of sad (well, it would be if it was coming from anyone else) that kind of phrasing implies that he's just going to finish, not that he's going to win.

Whenever I hear about a record being 'epic,' I expect it to be at least a double album, but this thing is, at most a half an hour. Dear Internet, there are other superlatives besides 'epic'.

I just read coverage of the debate today saying that she came across as her usual 'hectoring and lecturing' self. Oh, fuck you, she can't do anything right.

She's a gentleman and a scholar.

"Oh peace… Shut up!"

"Orange you a complete sack of shit?" *kicks him in the dick*

I guess I was never really 'shocked' by it. I'm not sure if there's anything in there that, to me, is inherently offensive or shocking, it's all in how you use it.

I think that's really the point. It's easy to be offensive in Cards Against Humanity. It's much more fulfilling to be absurd.

Helen Keller was the instant win card for "Apples to Apples" for us. It really works for almost anything because it can always be taken offensively.

This interview is somewhat enlightening: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I never thought Under an Hour was really sold as their sophomore album. When it came out, all of the regular websites made it pretty clear that it was just a detour before the second album proper came out, so it seems a little weird to me consider it a come back. Also, it seems especially weird to talk about Weird…

The best video off of Friend and Foe is Rotten Hell https://www.youtube.com/wat… featuring a slow motion epic food fight.

There's probably something, though I can't quite think of it now, but when I saw his drawing up there I thought the same thing. Like, that is some incredibly impressive sketching there, buddy.

My favorite line from this movie doesn't actually exist. After Ripley rescues Newt and they're flying away from the planet, Newt looks at Ripley and says, "I knew you'd come." For at least five years of regular watching, I thought she said, "I need gum". Like Newt is such a bad ass that her first thought after…

I use that all the time when talking about a particularly problematic program or bit of code. No one understands.

If people haven't watched the excellent extras on the Alien Quadrilogy boxset yet, they absolutely should. That's where I first heard about the Wooden Monk Planet script, and the incredulity by the producers about it still is wonderful to behold.

I kind of had to concede how terrible of a lyricists he is after I realized that all of the lyrics in The Fragile are rhyming couplets. That's not a kiss of death per se, but, for him it just comes across as extremely lazy. But, yeah, his knob twiddling can be nice.

"Banning slavery before blacks could set up their own plantations is the root of all the racial hostility in America." I'm sorry, are you suggesting that if we just let slavery go a little longer, freemen could've set up plantations themselves, enslaved other black people (white people?) and racial harmony would've…

I feel like Leonard: Part 6 came out relatively unscathed from the Cosbying, but that's just because it was a horrible joke before.

I feel like that's due to a couple factors, probably in this order A) Vinyl is a collector's market, so labels have more leverage to split it between two slabs of vinyl because it might look more impressive/sound better B) Albums, for the most part, aren't really conceived for two sides of a record anymore, so you'll…