If I remember correctly, the rotation speed is such that one side of the planet never gets any sunlight; maybe it's always summer on one side and bare ass freezing on the other.

I'm not going to take a chance. I'll head to Proxima Centauri b. I've heard the summers there are… brief.

I missed the 'up' in that sentence and thought, 'I don't get it, but to be perfectly honest, if that's what it takes I would do it.'

"They told me there was a swimming pool up here… well… there is a puddle…"

Neither. He's just an asshole.

I've seen billboards for Gary Johnson that have quotes saying 'electable' and 'legitimate candidate'. Boy, that sure meets my minimum requirements of a president!

Maybe Hitler is the guy that rose in the place of the guy that was originally killed. Hitler-β is way worse than Hitler-α, so the Time Traveling powers that be said, 'Okay, let's just go with Hitler-β because there's a good chance that Hitler-γ is going to be even worse).

I would agree with this, except, like Alex my biggest issue with him is his complete inability to have any sort of dialogue. Lately, as in, since Obama's been in office Republicans (and, honestly, a lot of Democrats as well) seem to be succumbing to this problem as well, but holy shit Trump is the worst. Take his…

I don't think the issue with Trump is that we don't know where he is.

Whoah! I can't secretly whack it to a dude!

Is that really preferable? I mean, you could've gone with reading Venus in Furs or watching The Duke of Burgundy or any number of other great movies and literature, but instead… Suicide Squad?

I don't really care about his music either way, but I could watch videos of him rambling on for ages. Actually, he doesn't really ramble, does he? Vince Staples concisely offers his opinion, definitively.

I don't really care about this album (though this "Skyscraper" song is kind of nice), but can I just say, I am consistently bemused by The AV Club's review release schedule. When I checked the site in the morning I was like, 'Wow, one album review on New Music Friday. Is The AV Club even trying with music coverage…

Currently there seems to be a lot of ambivalence regarding that cover from the band, though they admit that they were stupidly complicit in the decision at the time. The design was, of course, largely the labels decision and all parties involved seem to take the the perspective of 'well, we thought it would generate…

In a hilarious mix up, she was brought in as a script doctor, but ended up playing the doctor, and they just gave her writing credit because they felt bad.

My high school girlfriend really thought Michael Vartan was hot, so I ended up sitting through Never Been Kissed way more times than necessary.

"I see I'll need to perform extreme unction… ON YOUR FACE." ***stomps on head***

Starwipe my still be up, but whatever CSS is supposed to keep things in place seems to have quit along with O'Neal.

I only visited New York once for a job interview in Manhattan. I stayed at a swanky-ish hotel in what I thought was a comically tiny room, went out with an acquaintance, got tipsy, visited a Whole Foods, ate at a Chinese Place, fell asleep, went to the interview, and then left in a cab back to the airport that played…

I'd really rather it not be about Furiosa. She's an interesting character and all, but it's hard to imagine getting much more out of her without a serious Bobba Fet effect. Just walk away.