"Running just 20 seconds—with some of those devoted to promising a fuller trailer tomorrow".

Considering Frank N Furter is an alien, is it possible that, in this version, on Transexual, women typically wear what we would consider men's clothes. So a woman dressing in what we would consider women's clothes is, in fact, a transvestite.

For some reason 'Over at the Frankenstein Place' always gets stuck in my head, but listening to it now, I like the version that's stuck in my head much better than the actual version which sounds like something Jesus Christ Superstar shat out.

Maybe that would help him. Just publish a whole book: 100 glossy photos of his dong and torso. Just get it out there. Big Book of Weiner by Carlos Danger.

He doesn't hold a candle to Holm, but I do like Fassbinder as David Bowie as Peter O'Toole in Prometheus.

:::::waits patiently for his Fuck No!::::::::

Huh… Okay, that sure does sound like it doesn't accept an antenna…

How the fuck does your television not 'accept' antennas?

Oh… She's a scholar! (Whew)

When I was younger, I never would've thought that I would own anything by the people who sang Leader of the Pack, but then I heard Myrmidons of Melancholy and realized how naive I had been. Also 'Train from Kansas City' is a fabulous song.

I think everyone also forgets that the fight at the end shows that Rey is a fucking badass Jedi Warrior and Kylo Ren is a chump so shut the hell up already, Christ.

When they were proposing new anti smoking labels with large graphics depicting the horribleness of smoking, one of the labels featured a woman smoking in the rain holding a newspaper over her head. Honestly, as a smoker at the time, that seemed the most effective to me, because, now, thanks to smoking basically being…

Good teenagers have been taking off their clothes since Aladdin came out.

A Quiet Passion sounds like the title of a made-up Oscar bait movie.

Does she play microtonally? David Fiuczynski has a fretless neck on the top of the guitar in the linked video and composes with microtones, a term I ignorantly throw around.

Thank God it's nothing crazier or they'd have to upgrade to Unicode fonts.

Come on, Ophelia. Surely you come up with a better revenge than negatively reviewing this book.

I just name checked that above. Those are some of the most indescribable novels ever, especially The Unnameable. They should be required reading for all adventures authors, just to show how far, and how strange prose can be without resorting to typographical noodling.

As I recall, Tristram Shandy is very much a grown adult in the book, he just spend an inordinate amount of time setting up the character of his father and his Uncle Toby. He's never really narrating as a fetus. The Unnameable might be, though. Or it might not be.

Lorelai is always an asshole, but I think this is a totally realistic portrayal. It's totally shocking to her that Rory would be so naive as to have sex with a married man. And not only that, Rory believes that she's starting a shining new relationship with him. I think it would be monumentally difficult to be so…