Kenneth Patchen, ladies and gentlemen!

No, they need HIM to get drunk and pass out… which he's probably more than willing to do, at this point.

Oh lord. I didn't realize that that was actually coming out, it just sounded like something that would be delayed for all eternity. Now I'm just guessing that it's shooting for Infinite Jest and landing squarely in William Gass's The Tunnel.

I think he's a stand up guy! But he's a real shithead… IF the allegations are true. Which they might be! But let's not dwell on it too much, eh? *slaps intern's ass* Sorry! Pressure cooker!

Oh no, they specifically cite the lengths of the tracks as an issue. Here's the entirety of their review: "Newsom is a classically trained harpist and singer who made a very good 2004 record, but this EP is hard to stomach: Five tracks, four of them more than nine minutes and one ("Only Skin") sixteen-plus, with…

That is a ridiculous undertaking. There's no way I'm ever going to read that, but I did peruse it and enjoyed that Björk's Debut got a pitiful 1.5 stars. It also cracks me up that Joanna Newsom's Ys is described as an 'EP' for some inexplicable reason.

I haven't commented on one of these in ages, and I'm super late to the party, but I'll bite anyway: I just bought Grow Up and played a few minutes of it. Still as charming as ever, though I was a little shocked that it was taxing my newish laptop. I turned the detail down and it seems fine now. Moving BUD around is as…

Donald Trump: The Tom Joad of sexual impropriety.

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In my Victorian literature class, the professor was talking about Walter Pater, when a woman's phone rang. She fumbled for it and apologized saying, "I'm sorry, I thought I put it on silent." To which the professor responded, "Oh! Pater might like that!" And that's all I know about Walter Pater.

Monster Trucks looks like a really bad 90s movie adaptation of an 80s television show based on a new line of toys. But apparently it's a new property. Which is mind boggling.

Sweet! No more getting fleeced by the fake insurance company; on to getting fleeced by the real insurance company!

I see, so what you're saying is "it can be one thing as well as the other".

The fixing potatoes were the biggest pain in the ass for me. Trying to balance having enough for the few people that ordered them before the all turned into shrivilled husks was a no win situation. We didn't have a franchise sanctioned way to cook them quickly, and you can't make a customer wait an hour while it baked…

Did anyone watch the trailer for the giant boobs and think those boobs don't look giant, because I did. I also watched the trailer and give no fucking clue what the movie is about at all.

I just… I just can't. How the hell is it that candidates can get buried by flip-flopping on an issue, but Trump can say the most blatantly racist and sexist things on tape and people just shrug their shoulders.

I'm intrigued by this concept. Dr. No… Exit!

Trying to drink and smoke during sports sounds like a sport in and of itself.

[Cums everywhere]

I get the impression that both Trump and wannabe gangsters get their respective movies. Trump speaks about it fairly eloquently in this video: https://www.youtube.com/wat… It's pretty clear that he sees a lot of himself in Kane, which is, of course why he relates to him. Of course the stinger of Trump giving Kane the…